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Why do Ann Sterzinger, David Cole and I do what we do; that is aside for the coke, money and bitches? Because we love you so much! We enjoy bringing entertainment to you! We are happy to be the reason why you stand up your OKCupid date or the reason that you and your significant other decide not to go out to see lousy, amateur comedy! Because we ARE lousy, amateur comedy! Insight? News? New ideas you hadn’t thought of? Forget it! We just laugh at stuff that other people are too afraid to laugh at!
This time it’s retards! I forgot how we got on the topic of retards, but we sure stay on it for a while. And boy do we not have very much nice to say about them. But you appreciate honesty, don’t you? You like when people don’t beat around the bush or sugarcoat their feelings, right? Well, sorry to say that, for all of the Forest Gump and Rain Man inspired propaganda, retards are not exactly the nicest, kindest, friendliest or smartest people on the planet. Oh, and, as David reveals during the show, they’re also pretty racist! I don’t HATE them, mind you, but that’s because I don’t actively hate any group of people. I DO hate individuals, such as that broad that reported me to the Facebook police for my telling her that, if she’s concerned about our alleged rape culture, she has absolutely NOTHING to worry about.
HOWEVER, I guess I was completely mistaken about that! Yep, I’m willing to admit when I am wrong, and, in this case I am wrong! David reminded me and Ann about the All in the Family episode where Edith was nearly raped. So, it just goes to show that there’s a rape victim for every taste; it might take longer for some, but to that woman whose vanity I hurt, lady, I’m sure there’s a sicko even willing to rape you.
I also want to clarify that, around the 50 minute mark, it sounds like Ann and David are beginning to get uncomfortable when I announce that I’m reading the Feral House published tome The White Nationalist Skinhead Movement. This is an editing joke; in actuality, we heard some incorrect news that someone we know was in a serious medical condition. They mention this right after I mentioned how I’m reading that book, and say, “please cut that out”, so I cut out all of the stuff about the person and made it sound as though they were telling me that we should’t mention how I’m reading the book.
We also have some surprise guests who you might recognize, and we close out the podcast with some drug stories; one of which involves a hilarious one about how David almost killed his black drug dealer friend by drugging him with sleeping pills.
This week’s Sounds of Marshabaloosh segment features Unmothered from Austin, TX. You can listen to their entire UMBRA EP https://unmothered.bandcamp.com/, and for chrissakes, buy the EP, it’s two freakin’ dollars! The song we play is called “Huntress.”
And, as expected, the closing song is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and the bizarre, All in the Family–Good Times mashup art was done by the unstoppable Clayton V.