SavageHippie Episode 19 – Retards Are the Real Racists


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Why do Ann Sterzinger, David Cole and I do what we do; that is aside for the coke, money and bitches?  Because we love you so much!  We enjoy bringing entertainment to you!  We are happy to be the reason why you stand up your OKCupid date or the reason that you and your significant other decide not to go out to see lousy, amateur comedy!  Because we ARE lousy, amateur comedy!  Insight?  News?  New ideas you hadn’t thought of?  Forget it!  We just laugh at stuff that other people are too afraid to laugh at!

This time it’s retards!  I forgot how we got on the topic of retards, but we sure stay on it for a while.  And boy do we not have very much nice to say about them.  But you appreciate honesty, don’t you?  You like when people don’t beat around the bush or sugarcoat their feelings, right?  Well, sorry to say that, for all of the Forest Gump and Rain Man inspired propaganda, retards are not exactly the nicest, kindest, friendliest or smartest people on the planet.  Oh, and, as David reveals during the show, they’re also pretty racist!  I don’t HATE them, mind you, but that’s because I don’t actively hate any group of people. I DO hate individuals, such as that broad that reported me to the Facebook police for my telling her that, if she’s concerned about our alleged rape culture, she has absolutely NOTHING to worry about.

HOWEVER, I guess I was completely mistaken about that!  Yep, I’m willing to admit when I am wrong, and, in this case I am wrong!  David reminded me and Ann about the All in the Family episode where Edith was nearly raped.  So, it just goes to show that there’s a rape victim for every taste; it might take longer for some, but to that woman whose vanity I hurt, lady, I’m sure there’s a sicko even willing to rape you.

I also want to clarify that, around the 50 minute mark, it sounds like Ann and David are beginning to get uncomfortable when I announce that I’m reading the Feral House published tome The White Nationalist Skinhead Movement.  This is an editing joke; in actuality, we heard some incorrect news that someone we know was in a serious medical condition.  They mention this right after I mentioned how I’m reading that book, and say, “please cut that out”, so I cut out all of the stuff about the person and made it sound as though they were telling me that we should’t mention how I’m reading the book.

We also have some surprise guests who you might recognize, and we close out the podcast with some drug stories; one of which involves a hilarious one about how David almost killed his black drug dealer friend by drugging him with sleeping pills.

This week’s Sounds of Marshabaloosh segment features Unmothered from Austin, TX.  You can listen to their entire UMBRA EP, and for chrissakes, buy the EP, it’s two freakin’ dollars!  The song we play is called “Huntress.”

And, as expected, the closing song is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and the bizarre, All in the FamilyGood Times mashup art was done by the unstoppable Clayton V.

SavageHippie Episode 18 B – Jim Goad: There Are No Good Guys!


What perfect timing to get blocked from Facebook for three days!  What was my crime?  I hurt a woman’s vanity.  What happened was, after I saw another of a gazillion posts attacking Trump and our alleged “rape culture” come through my Facebook feed and seeing as this was meant for everyone to comment and give their two cents, I posted, “there is no rape culture”; which there isn’t, but there will be if Clinton gets elected allows the United States to import 100,000 Syrian “refugees.”  Hell, look what’s happened to Sweden!

Some woman with enormous breasts, but unfortunately enormous everything else, responded by saying, “I would be scared to run into you in a dark ally.”  In other words, she called me a rapist.  To this I said something to the effect of, “even though you are pretty busty, you otherwise have NOTHING to worry about”, and she reported me to the Facebook police, who deemed my comment inappropriate.  Think about that; she reported me for telling her that I, nor anyone, would ever rape her.  She was upset because someone said she isn’t attractive enough to be raped.

Anyway, if you didn’t already, I would suggests listening to Episode 18 A, the first part of our nearly three hour conversation that David, Ann and I had with Jim Goad, before this one.  However, if you prefer watching the sequel before the original, we get really heavy into what constitutes morality, if there is any in the first place and how morality is simply contingent on who is the judge of it.  I really felt like a fly on the wall listening to David and Jim talk about how they got railroaded by people who were virtue signalling their so called moral righteousness, but were really just acting out of malice.

Oh, and David and Ann belittle me a lot.

The closing is once again “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and the artwork that was recycled from Episode 18 A is from Clayton V.

SavageHippie Episode 18 A – Jim Goad: Don’t Call Me Right! Don’t Call Me Right!



First man invented the wheel, then man invented fire, then man did some other cool technological shit, then the woman had sex with the man for doing all that cool shit and then Jim Goad appeared on the Savage Hippie Podcast with me, David Cole and Ann Sterzinger.  Of course, the Jim Goad that I initially discovered is the hilarious writer for Takimag, whose article “A Reparations Plan That Makes Sense” made my mom laugh out loud and my dad say, “yeah, but how many people are actually going to read this site?” because dad’s always been a dispiriting asshole who enjoys crushing my dreams.

Turns out this same Jim Goad wrote the ANSWER Me! zine, whose fourth issue – the infamous “rape issue” – went on trial for criminal obscenity in Bellingham, Washington. Goad also wrote the BRILLIANT The Redneck Manifesto (yes I stole the word “kumbaya” from Matt Forney’s review), his autobiography Shit Magnet, his modern world sex tome Jim Goad’s Gigantic Book of Sex and his document of mentally deranged online fans The Headache Factory.

And so, in this milestone of podcasting, Jim and the Savage Hippie crew discuss Goad’s hanging out with Phil Anselmo of Pantera, his rather unpleasant encounter with Pig Champion (guy’s name) of Portland’s most popular and quite good – in spite what Goad thinks of them as people – Poison Idea, his podcast with Blag Dahlia of the Dwarves, his getting into a fight with SHARPs (skinheads against racial prejudice), our analysis of whether Donald Trump is still killing it and of course punk, punk and more punk!

Well, turns out that Jim and I have quite diametrically opposed views on punk rawk.  He thinks the Stooges, Ramones, New York Dolls and Dictators are OVERRATED (read that twice) while he likes… THE CLASH?!  Yeah, my heart stopped for a second as well.  His favorite band from the original New York punk scene is Suicide.  Also, if you notice, I tried to get a question in about Patti Smith, but forget it; she’s got one good song, and it’s not the one with the n-word in the title.

Also, Goad does a gorgeous acapella of a Linda Rondstadt song.

This week’s pick for the Sounds of Marshabaloosh is Detroit’s very own Against the Grain, a self-described “speed rock” group; they sound like Motörhead and Zeke with goygeous (goy, heh heh) Thin Lizzy leads ‘n’ breaks.

The closing number is and probably always will be “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and the artwork was done by Clayton V.

Playlist 10/12/2016

Motörhead – Kiss of Death
Motörhead – Motörizer
Ministry – The Land of Rape and Honey
Neurosis – Through Silver in Blood
Pantera – Power Metal
Probot – Probot
Danzig – Danzig 777: I Luciferi
Danzig – Deth Red Sabaoth
Boris – Attention Please
Vektor – Terminal Redux
The 13th Floor Elevators – Easter Everywhere
Goatsnake – Flower of Disease
Judas Priest – Rocka Rolla 

SavageHippie Episode 17 B – Godwin’s Flaw


According to wikipedia, Godwin’s Law is when “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazism or Hitler approaches 1.”  The most obvious case is when people compare Donald Trump to Hitler using about as much logic as saying that, because both Hitler and Donald Trump breathe oxygen, Trump is literally Hitler.  But what do you call it when your discussions BEGIN with Hitler and Nazis?

Ann Sterzinger, David Cole and I explore this phenomenon and many more interesting themes in this podcast.  Just kidding; we don’t.  This is just the outtakes from the last podcast, and boy can you tell!  We practically make all of the same jokes and references, David can’t shut up about Ann’s band of choice, the Safes, we talk about the Alt-Right for :::sigh::: the millionth time and I go into more Rain Man-like musical minutiae.

But, on the bright side we answer Scott Rosendall’s question!  Once again, we screwed over poor Scott by lying to him when we said that we would answer his questions in this podcast, and though we answered it in the same recording session, we chopped off the part where we actually answered his question.  So, sorry Scott; first God gives you glass bones, and now we do this to you.

One last thing; if this podcast already has you too spent to bang your sexy wife because you furiously jerk off to it, be prepared to jerk off EVEN MORE; next episode we are having the one and only JIM GOAD as a guest!!!  I can already see you reaching for your fly…

The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles of course.