Punks for Trump is heeeeeere!!!

ann_punks_for_trumpI don’t need to give another lesson about how the 40 something year old punk rock genre/scene/movement/whatever has degenerated into a politically correct cesspool, where kids, who want to rebel against mommy and daddy, dress weird, but uphold the principles of a society that they claim to reject.  I mean, haven’t these kids heard of Fear or the Meatmen?  Trump pisses everyone off.  Just ask some of my friends!  Their reactions when I told them I was voting for the Donald were priceless; something like, “WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!”  So, just to keep triggering these fucks, here is the Punks for Trump t-shirt.  It actually got me called a “Nazi” when I was hanging outside the Republican National Convention!

In true punk rock fashion, I’m doing this all makeshift and guerrilla style; I don’t even have a real store set up yet to sell the t-shirts.  But, who needs a store?  The damn things have been selling so well without one!  About a month and a half ago, I asked Clayton V, who designs the art for Bernard Chapin’s youtube channel, to design me a bad ass design and slap “Punks for Trump” on it.  He went above and beyond the call of duty.

I don’t think I need to explain who’s body the face of the Donald is superimposed onto  in this picture, but if you can’t suss out the significance of ol’ Trumpy giving the finger, then you’re either voting for Clinton or some cuck, who still believes that Kasich or Cruz could clinch the election.  Without further ado, here are a few kick ass supporters, who realize that, if we don’t want to see the country plunged into balkanized chaos, want to keep our freedom to spout off any whack job opinion we want without being charged with “hate speech”, want to keep our freedom to own guns, not have some of our industries regulated out of existence, renegotiate trade agreements so that they benefit Americans, clip some of our more useless bureaucracies and not continue making enemies in the Middle East by bombing it back to the stone age, maybe we should elect a New York billionaire who wasn’t all but indicted by the FBI.

Since we’re all into chivalry around here, we’ll show you the gurlz first…

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Mrroowww!!!!

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…she got that attitude…

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…back atcha, Ann!

And now the guyz…

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…is it the shirt?

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…now that’s just bad for your health…

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…rock on, duuuude…

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Get one now, and piss off the feminists at the local hipster joint!  Only $15 including shipping, and they come in S, M, L and XL.


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20 thoughts on “Punks for Trump is heeeeeere!!!

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  2. hmmm. are you trying to be ironic? and you’re surprised you are being called a nazi? against fascism, yet still voting for a sexist/ableist/racist/homophobic? that’s so punk of you!

      • Heh, someone told me about this SNL skit, but this is my first time watching it. Tbh, what WAS wrong with Margaret Thatcher? Seems the way that England is going, with the mayor of London being a MUSLIM for fuck’s sake, they could use someone like Margaret Thatcher, Donald Trump or Marine La Pen. Btw, I bet neither you nor the leftists at SNL had any idea that a band called the Bizarros actually existed and were centered out of Akron, OH, occasionally performing on bills with Devo.
        http://www.thebizarros.com/

    • Authoritarian punk is the new hipster flavor of the week. When you need to escape the oppressive atmosphere of the cities, put on your leather jacket and head to a Toby Keith concert in the south or midwest.

      • Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London, leans to the left and has a fatwa against him over supporting same-sex marriage. I’d rather have him than another Thatcher, Trump, or Pence.

    • hmmmm. sounds like more regurgitated millennial bull shit to me. Have you ever had an original thought or do the young turks do all your thinking for you? Obviously you don’t have a goddamn clue what punk is or what it means or you would have fucked off a long time ago. In the words of our dear liberal friend Jello Biafra “punk means thinking for yourself”. Give it a try sometime sweetheart the outcome may surprise your fragile little safe zone.

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  5. I’m glad to see that Trump supporters are as butt ugly as SJWs. Probably not as great at graphic design though.

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