Savage Hippie Episode 34 – The Swastika Killed the Comedy Star

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I was thinking of calling the latest episode of the Savage Hippie podcast “Brokedick Mountain” based upon one of this episode’s conversation pieces, in which I tell Ann about the horrific possibility of a man snapping his boner during sexual intercourse – it’s not THAT common, but it’s certainly possible if a girl is riding you cowboy style, your dick falls out and she lands on it wrong, so there’s more incentive to avoid having sloppy, drunk sex – but then I realized that I just made a JOKE out of something that we VERY BLATANTLY say ISN’T funny.

And bless Ann’s sweet, man loving/anti-misandrist soul, she AGREED that it’s not funny – unlike, say Sharon Osbourne, who laughed uproariously on The Talk at a man getting castrated and have his penis go down the garbage disposal. But doesn’t that make me a hypocrite? I JUST said that broken dicks aren’t funny, and then I go and make a joke about a broken dick utilizing the title from that stupid movie about the fag cowboys, that was directed by some Chink or something? Hint: my use of coarse, insensitive racial language is a teaser for us talking about how the left gets a pass to use this same kind of language because they don’t “mean it”, while people like us allegedly really do. See, you have to know what a comedian, musician or author stands for BEFORE you can enjoy his/her/its work because God forbid you enjoy something by someone who stands for something that you don’t.

Where the fuck was going with this? Oh yeah… while the first half of this episode is about sex, depravity, the godawful Yvette Felarca and broken dicks, the second half revolves around how the left is destroying their flimsy house of cards that they call the entertainment industry by refusing to focus on, ya know, actually entertaining people. Whether it’s Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Patton Oswald or the cast of SNL, these once funny – yes, Amy Schumer had a few zingers under that wide belt of hers – comedians are so paranoid about Trump’s presidency, and in the case of Silverman, actually see swastikas in their sandwiches, that they simply refuse to do anything that doesn’t push their agenda.

The bottom line is that comedy cuts across all lines. I mean, look at us; we’ve had everyone from leftist liberals to Jew-hating neo-Nazis tell us that they find us to be a hoot. Now, what’s more of an accomplishment: playing to your own echo chamber or getting fandom from people who normally would hate yer guts? After all, we all bleed red, right David?

This week’s Sounds of Marshabaloosh features Big Business, the two piece, heavy rock combo consisting of bassist/singer Jared Warren and drummer Cody Willis with their song “Father’s Day” from their latest album, Command Your Weather. At one point, both members joined the Melvins for several albums and tours and then later added a guitarist to their lineup, but now they’re back as a power duo, and boy do they rock! Listen to the song here!

The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.

Savage Hippie Episode 33 – Kathy Shaidle: Get Off the Stage, Hippie!

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This week the Savage Hippie podcast gets even more tokeny (or is it tokenish?) by having Takimag columnist and punk rocker-turned-right wing-political-commentator Kathy Shaidle appear on our show; she’s also a freelancer for other news media outlets and has her own blog, Five Feet of Fury, which she updates regularly. Shaidle is another defector from butthead, average or lower IQ thinking of the punk rock world that ruined scores of thousands of kids worldwide by convincing them that poverty is cool, getting a job sucks and that Western civilization needs to die for no other reason than white people started it, and they like totally suck, man!

Okay, okay, I see your AltRight eyes glazing over – FINE, I should have said (((white))) or huwhite – but, if you’ve been with the Savage Hippies long enough, then you know where we stand on the issues… and YES, Shaidle is a self admitted philo-semite, so don’t expect any JQs. Expect lots of Muslim bashing though.

In addition to all of that, Ann, David, Kathy and I attempt to sound coherent as we discuss the following topics:

– Justin Trudeau’s stupidity
– Trump’s potential (though, I think unlikely) effect on the first amendment
– how bad of an idea going to war with China would be
– some Canadian actors nobody’s ever heard of
– Kathy’s punk rock background
– and, of course, who is the REAL token punk rock right wing gurl; Ann or Kathy.
– a bunch of other shit I forgot
– spitting or swallowing (alcohol and tobacco spittle, you perv!)

Oh, and I do my best to help Kathy Shaidle end up on the Southern Poverty Law Center website, a goal she’s been trying to accomplish since the start of her career.

The band for this week’s installment of Sounds of Marshabaloosh is Premonition 13, the latest band from Scott Weinrich, known to more in the metal and underground rock world as Wino, an ace guitarist who’s been jamming since the late 70s in many a fine bands including the Obsessed, Saint Vitus, Spirit Caravan, the Hidden Hand, his own solo band Wino and the stoner/doom/sludge super group Shrinebuilder; though the Obsessed are currently working on a new one. In Premonition 13, he continues with his fine Sabbath, 70s heavy rock riffing and characteristic melodic shouting on the song “Hard to say”, which you can listen to here!

The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and I did the godawful Dead Kennedys/Crass inspired art.

Savage Hippie Episode 32 – Ground Control to Commander Hatonn

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Aren’t leftists the worst? I mean, it’s gone past the point of politics with these people. I bet if you posted a phony event on Facebook saying that lightweight, mainstream conservatives like Milo Yiannopoulos, Ben Shapiro or Gavin McInnes are visiting your local moose lodge, there would be an army of these people ready to burn it down. I could be mistaken, but the majority of the people at the Berkeley riots and now the one that happened in New York this past Thursday were not paid shills, but true believers. I have no evidence that Soros money didn’t go into these riots, but then if someone handed me a few grand to start shit, I REALLY don’t know how much true passion I’d have to just throw bricks at a Starbucks window – I mean, I’m no fan of Starbucks, but I prefer to express this the old fashioned way; by not patronizing them.

Can you imagine what this world would be like if everyone was given carte blanche to physically attack something on the basis that they simply don’t like it? Actually things probably still wouldn’t be so bad because I believe most people would just say, “eh, I don’t like it, but it has a right to exist.” Not the left though! I can imagine what would happen if the Savage Hippies did a spoken engagement at one of these universities; I’m guessing that like me, Ann and David would be flattered that just our presence is enough to cause such a violent reaction in people. But eventually this nonsense gets old because, ya know, in the case of Milo and Gavin, people DID fork over their time – if not their money – to actually be entertained and/or informed for an evening.

Anyway, the trio get together for another evening of shooting the shit. And, FOR ONCE, we don’t talk about Hitler….

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We talk about him quite extensively and guess what! He’s not the animal lover you think he is! We also talk about Trump’s Holocaust remembrance statement that got so many Joooz in an uproar – well, mainly two –  Marry Tyler Moore’s recent death, monkeys jerking off, sex, that new judge that Trump picked – Gorbachev or something like that – Ann’s exciting new science fiction novel and some conspiracy oriented shit featuring the mighty Commander Hatonn.

If you’re curious about the video I sent to Ann and David, click here.

The band featured this week is the Cherubs with their song “Fist in the Air.” The Cherubs are actually a quarter of a century old; they were originally signed to Butthole Surfers drummer King Coffey’s label Trance Syndicate and made two albums – Icing and Heroin Man – before leaving for twenty years and then coming back recently and releasing their excellent third studio album 2 Ynfynyty. However the song “Fist in the Air” comes from the double 45 they released after their latest studio album. While typically they play heavy, grungy noise rock in the style of Helmet and Unsane, the a-side of their latest double 7″ single is actually quite poppy and might take you on a mid-90s, alternative rock time warp. Listen to it here!

Next week’s episode will have very special guest Kathy Shaidle, who among other things, wrote for both PJ Media and Taki’s, so now she and Ann can fight about how is the true token, conservative punk rock gurl.

The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles (who else?), and the artwork was done by Clayton V.

Savage Hippie Episode 31 – So Far, So Good… So DRUMPF!

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We almost got it right this time. We almost did a proper Savage Hippie episode. All of the ingredients were there; the humor, the commentary, the insults, the hosts, the Sounds of Marshabaloosh segment, but there was one small, tiny, dinklage little factor… WE DID IT IN SHIFTS!!!

Sure, I COULD tell the fans that, during the first hour, David didn’t say a thing, but that would be LYING.  And I could just as easily say that, during the second hour, Ann kept her trap shut as well (not that I’d ever want her too, so don’t get any ideas, you sexist pig!), but that TOO would be a lying. Nope, in the first half of the episode, David simply wasn’t there, and in the second half, Ann wasn’t there either.  So what gives, eh? Why did you guys do it in shifts. After all, it’s EDWIN you can’t stand, not each other…

What is going on indeed? Is there trouble in paradise? Does Ann owe David for the blow they did off of the Karl Rove book? Does David owe Ann a better explanation for what happened during the Irish famine? Look, in the words of one of the members of Spinal Tap, it’s best to leave this one unsolved.

Speaking of Spinal Tap, FUCK YOU Rob Reiner.

In this episode, Ann and I spend the first half riffing on leftist lunacy and the NQ – “is it okay to punch a Nazi?”  Before you yell at me, we are NOT calling Richard Spencer a Nazi.  Also, we spend a good amount of time answering Jim Goad’s JQ’s from his Takimag article from years ago.  In the second half, David and I mainly talk about movies before shifting it to Trump and his feverishly writing executive order after executive order.

The band this week is Child Bite from Detroit with their song “Vermin Mentality”! Heavy ass noise sludge, with a singer who vaguely sounds like Jello Biafra and is signed to Phil Anselmo’s mighty Housecore label!  Check ’em out here!

Our sponsor this week is Aaron Clarey the mighty economist and asshole consultant whose consulting work you can check out at www.assholeconsulting.com and his funny economics/politics blog and podcast can be found at www.captaincapitalism.blogspot.com. Also check out many of his fine books including Bachelor Pad Economics, The Curse of the High IQ, Reconnaissance Man and Worthless: The Young Person’s Indispensable Guide to Choosing the Right Major.

The closing song is of course “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and the artwork is by Clayton V.

Savage Hippie Episode 30 – Mondo Islamo: On the Third Rail with Howard Bloom

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In this very special edition of the Savage Hippie podcast, we had the pleasure of having Howard Bloom on our show.  At the risk of diminishing his contributions by simply slapping a label onto him, if you’re asking “who dat?” or “wut he dun?”, the proper answer should be, “what HASN’T he done?”, as the interview shall reveal.  But, if you’re STILL too lazy to just click on the link, he’s an author of several books on human evolution, which develop his theory of how societies evolve as giant organisms and how their people function as the microorganisms.

On top of that he was a publicist for some the music world’s lesser known, fringe artists – ya know, like Michael Jackson, AC/DC, Simon & Garfunkle, Talking Heads, Lionel Ritchie, Kiss, John Mellencamp and Earth, Wind & Fire – and he was a leading activist against the Parent’s Music Resource Center (PMRC), those no-fun having Senators’ wives lead by (cough cough) Democrat Tipper Gore, who were afraid little Bobby and little Jimmy were turning into sex maniacs after listening to a Judas Priest and AC/DC records.

But our main topic for THIS evening’s discussion is everybody’s favorite Religion of Peace™, which he discusses at length in his upcoming book, The Muhammad Code: How a Desert Prophet Brought You ISIS, al Qaeda and Boko Haram, soon to be released through Feral House.

Eventually the conversation drifts into a variety topics from the future of the United States under Donald Trump  (spoiler: Bloom is NOT a Trump supporter), the development of musical subcultures and some other interesting insider tidbits… ALTHOUGH…

WE NEVER GOT TO THE STORY ABOUT CALIGULA AND BOB GUCCIONE (not Bob Guccione, Jr. who started Spin magazine and we DO talk about a little bit)

Just a note to longtime listeners:

If you’re expecting our typical “Ann and David pile on Edwin to make everyone laugh and then make a bunch of offensive, crude and SPLC-list level statements about minorities”, we eschew the insults, poo poo jokes, menstrual references and ethnic stereotyping for something that is actually INFORMATVE.  So, you dirty miscreants might actually LEARN something rather than laugh in a drunken stupor!

Well, except for the completely tasteless artwork, whose concept was created by me and dictated (Muslim style) to Vittoria Brooke Shaw, who is one of my 72 non-virgins.  The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and per the direction of the episode, there is no Sounds of Marshabaloosh this week.

Savage Hippie Episode 29 – California Uber Assholes

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Sorry it’s been a while since you’ve heard from the Savage Hippies. We did actually fly out to the land of sunshine to meet up with David Cole, but instead we ended up meeting militia leader Ronald David Cole… juuust kidding. That’s a teaser for one of David’s many hilarious anecdotes, in which a moron at one of the clickbait sites attempted to be a journalist and confused our loveable Holocaust revisionist with an imprisoned militia leader in Montana.

Anyway Ann and I flew out to Los Angeles, met up with David and plotted further world domination – which according to a prominent Alt-Righter is exactly what David is up to. In all unseriousness, if I were to put me, David and Ann Sterzinger into categories, I would call us Derbshire conservatives – skeptical of the cult of diversity, strongly against immigration at least from certain countries, pro-Western Christian values of hard work and self-sufficiency without necessarily being religious, being more metropolitan than part of flyover country – and while I WAS ready to call myself a metrocon, a term that Derb coined, I realize that I got a total boner when my Injun ex-girlfriend’s dad showed me the enormous arsenal he had stashed away in the underground compound in a dinky, quaint and primarily… ahem… Caucasian town, and I’ve got Midwestern naivety, which is why I’m always getting swindled by hooknosed street peddlers in the big city – and more concerned with fiscal, rather than social issues… anyway, where was I?

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During this episode, we completely eschew talking about black thugs who torture autistic white kids for much weightier topics like Rastafarians who rent U-Haul trucks out the back of hookah shops, the best way to get back at unrequited-lovers who screw you over and our new target group for marginalizing and “othering” – the differently abled.

On top of recording a podcast, we also recorded a video episode centered around a gift our longtime listener David McPheeters sent us. No, I’m not going to tell you what it is; you’re going to have to watch the video and look at my ugly, fat ass to find out what it is (I don’t actually show you my ass, which I’ve been told is one of my BEST, rather than worst, features).

Our sponsor is Aaron Clarey who does financial consulting at www.assholeconsulting.com and entertains with his blog and podcast at www.captaincapitalism.blogspot.com, along with writing many fine books, which you should read.

Our featured band on Sounds of Marshabaloosh is a personal favorite of mine, the sludge punk noise rock band Kilslug with their song “Zoom Zoom Zoom”, which you can listen to at https://myspace.com/kilslugofficial/music/song/zoom-zoom-zoom-91427886-101591832.

And the song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.

SavageHippie Episode 28.75 –A Non – Episode Episode Featuring John Steele

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In about five hours, I’m going to jump on a plane headed to Los Angeles. In the meantime, I leave you this thrown together recording which hardly qualifies as an episode. In case you were wondering, like four or five months ago, John Steele interviewed me and Ann for his channel to clarify our positions on sex, romance, the libertine lifestyle and some other shit. Then he forgot about it or lost interest, and said, “eh, I have this lying around. Do you want it?” So, I of course chopped it up and put in a bunch music and sounds and made it nearly unlistenable.

Then I had Vittoria do the art of my and Ann’s head impaled on spikes because why not have heads impaled on spikes? The song at end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.