Savage Hippie Episode 46 – You Can Leave Behind a Trail of Corpses, but You’ll Never Be President

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The messages came in thick, hard and fast, jamming up my Facebook AND Gmail inboxes, all of them asking where the Savage Hippies had skedaddled off to in the past couple of weeks and if they were EVER coming back. Some samples include:

“I caught my wife blowing the plumber in our bathroom the other day, and the only thing keeping me from the brink of suicide was your podcast. If you don’t release an episode soon, I think I’m gonna bite the big one!”

“I wanna get gang banged by Edwin, David, the wheelchair guy and Ann wearing a strap on.”

“Look guys, I realize you’re all very busy people, but I turn to the Savage Hippie podcast for deep and thorough analysis on the topics of the day. Our civilization is on the brink of extinction, and I’d hate to think that you also have bowed out of the struggle and are now content to sit in your ivory towers counting all of the money you’ve made like a bunch of sellouts who only pretended to care.”

“Your show isn’t racist enough. You need more racism. I REALLY don’t feel like you guys dislike, ya know, ‘different’ groups of people. Ya need to work on that, or you might lose this here listener, and you don’t want that.”

Fear not, loyal and devoted fans, we’re baaack, and we’re as annoying as ever!!!

For starters, David Cole and I DO NOT agree on Donald Trump. I’m in the “I like him, but I’m realistic about what he’s capable of doing since he’s only one branch of the government” camp; being a businessman, he’s got to adapt his practices to push through what he promised his constituency. With that said, big ups on hiring Sheriff David Clarke, a no bullshit bad ass that will treat Islamic terrorists like common street thugs. David, on the other hand, is what is considered an anti-anti-Trumper. He likes that Trump is pissing off leftists, but that’s about all he likes about him. Ann Sterzinger is, well… just listen to find out!

More importantly, we talk about David’s dick sucking friend who tried to rape him when they were kids and the horrendous short film they made back in 1983 when David was 14, but looked like he was 10 and features the likes of Mel Blanc and other radio personalities.

Oh, okay, we also discuss Seth Rich and James Comey… look this was recorded nearly a week ago, and if you listen to us for anything other than to hear us trying to talk over each other while belittling different ethnic groups, women, gays and freaks that chop of their genitals and replace them with other genitals, then that’s YOUR problem.

For Sounds of Marshabaloosh this week, we feature a band that both Ann and I really enjoy and actually plan on seeing live in our respective cities. They’re called Giuda, and they’re an Italian rock band that will send you on a time warp right back to 1972 with their glam rock sound; if you’re a fan of Sweet, Slade and Garry Glitter, there’s a good chance you’ll dig the Marshabaloosh out of Giuda. We play their song “It’s My City”, which you can listen to here.

And because David was too busy writing up his piece for Takimag, he could not be bothered to do the art, so I did it! Clever, huh? The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, but you probably already knew that.

Savage Hippie Episode 45 – Two Jews, a Shiksa and a Cripple

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Real creative title, eh? I bet you’re also wondering who “the cripple” is. Well, in a move that could possibly sabotage any chance he might have in working in the movie industry, my longtime friend and aspiring actor Scott Rosendall makes a guest appearance on the Savage Hippie podcast. And in case you’re wondering, he really DOES use a wheelchair to get around. It’s not some sort of artistic statement or Social Justice message, symbolizing his place of privilege in society as a straight, white, oppressive male.

HE REALLY NEEDS IT.

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In other news, remember how Ann Sterzinger and I came to the conclusion that universal suffrage doesn’t work and how people should be tested to see if they qualify to vote because too many low IQ people on welfare only vote for their own benefit rather than on the “best ideas in the market place of ideas” or how too many people vote with their feels, rather than the facts? Also, remember how we said we could remedy this to a degree by giving more votes to people who pay more in taxes and own property, while taking the vote away from people who are on welfare? Well apparently David Cole considers this an “indefensible position.” He ACTUALLY believes in one man/one vote.

In other news, remember how Ann Sterzinger and I believe that deporting millions of illegal immigrants to desaturate the labor pool would turn low paying jobs that “only Mexicans will do” into high paying jobs that anyone would do? Well, I guess David doesn’t feel that way either.

Tune in to hear us argue about it!

Also, tune in to hear Ann discuss the French election in which Le Pen has to win in order for France to not be eaten alive by Muslims, the May Day riots in France, the police officer that was immolated and the skewed way with which the leftist French media covers it.

Oh, and Scott does his best David Irving impression even though he still has no idea who he is.

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For Sounds of Marshabaloosh this week we feature one of my all time favorite bands, Unsane, and their song “Alleged” from their 1995 album Scattered, Smothered & Covered. It was released on one of my favorite labels, Amphetamine Reptile, and was recently reissued on vinyl. It’s heavy and angry sounding and guitarist/singer Chris Spencer shouts at you. It also has a cool music video.

The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and some asshole took all the photos.

Savage Hippie Episode 44 – Gilliganway and the Stupidity Vortex

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First of all, the title for this episode of the Savage Hippie podcast is pronounced Gilli-GAHN- way. Second of all, I’m writing this in Los Angeles! How long will I last in this burg? Who knows? But the bottom line is that, though I recorded this episode in my room in Detroit, I’m writing these here words in a house that’s shared with a bunch of liberals, who might or might not let me live here for a month, contingent upon whether or not they think I’m a psycho. Hopefully they don’t google me. Sitting next to me is Scott Rosendall, and after I’m done typing up this “copy” and loadin’ this thang to soundcloud, we’re going to watch Greydon Clark’s 1973 classic The Bad Bunch, which I FULLY recommend to all of our fans and friends.

This entire episode features the return of the mighty David Cole to the Savage Hippie podcast and is based upon questions we received from fans.

Ann Sterzinger, David Cole and I discuss Michael Shermer and how much he sucks, the AltKnight coalition and their battle against the Antifas, Ann Coulter, the films of John Carpenter, tips on sex and relationships for the young generation and whether Trump will build that wall or not.

Also we get an unexpected visit right in the middle of the episode from somebody that nobody knows or gives a crap about, and we discuss Marvin Heemeyer and the non-aggression principle with him.

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Also, I make the same stupid joke over and over and over again, so that’s always fun.

For Sounds of Marshabaloosh this week, we feature the Stranglers, who are liked not only by yours truly, not only by Ann, not only by David, not only by Scott Rosendall (!!!) but also by Jim Goad himself, with whom I was discussing the group via private email. The song that we borrowed without asking any permission is “Something Better Change” from the group’s second LP No More Heroes.

The song at the end is of course “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and a very special person took the homoerotic photos of me and David.

Savage Hippie Episode 43 – Is Moldylocks Actually Marine Le Pen’s Daughter?

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The Savage Hippie podcast got its first bit of negative press from a certain David Yorkshire – more like David DORKshire if you ask me! – of Mjornir Magazine in his piece, which though talking about Jews in general, used the Savage Hippie podcast – well, me specifically – as a springboard into his greater truths. I’m flattered to be considered such a master manipulator of my co-host Ann Sterzinger and to be put in a class alongside Ezra Levant, but honestly, I wish the criticism came from the left, not from the far right. And, NO, I don’t prescribe to “horse shoe theory.” Strangely David Cole only gets mentioned once in the piece and doesn’t even get tagged at the bottom.

All of that would be fine, but then I read his piece titled “Why Johnny Rotten Can Go Fuck Himself”, in which he claims that John Lydon and punk rock in general “was essentially a perversion of pub rock for middle-class Leftists”, and I got mad.

Ugh, Dorkshire fucking calls the Who, Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Captain Beefheart and Slade PUB ROCK. Is he out of his fucking mind? Captain Beefeart – born Don Van Vliet – was a frienemy of Frank Zappa’s and played a mind-boggling mix of free jazz and electric blues, as evidenced in his pair of masterpieces Trout Mask Replica and Lick My Decals Off, Baby, and he’s fucking AMERICAN, you idiot. Pub Rock was an explicitly British phenomenon, mixing elements of 70s boogie rock and rockabilly. Slade and Alex Harvey were big time glam rockers who didn’t come close to the pubs of the mid-70s, and, if you consider the Who pub rock, please stop talking about rock ‘n’ roll altogether.

Here, Dave Dorkshire, I’ll throw you a bone; the 101ers – who featured a pre-punk Joe Strummer on guitar and vocals – Eddie and the Hot Rods, Ducks Deluxe, Kilburn and the High Roads, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, Dr. Feelgood and Bazooka Joe – who featured a pre-punk Adam Ant on bass – are fucking PUB ROCK. A couple of early punk bands like the Stranglers and the Vibrators also began as pub rock, so there’s that.

Also, the Sex Pistols wrote all their own songs, both guitarist Steve Jones and drummer Paul Cook were more than adequate at their respective instruments and Lydon, Vicious and most other punk rockers wore swastikas to go with the cowboys with touching knobs and hammers and sickles, so blow it out yer arse!

Aaaanyway… David was supposed to show up, but some crisis occurred which we found about later, hence our jokey attitudes. But fuggit; we persevered. Like the retard that I am, I put the climax of the show right in the middle; the climax of course being a story in which Ann describes her horrifying experience in the French city of Marseille at the hands of Muslim invaderrr…. immigrants. The rest of the show is filled with stupid jokes about Moldylocks secretly being the daughter of Marine Le Pen, us bitching about how Baby Boombers pissed away Western civilization and dick jokes involving some of youtube’s hottest “traditionalist” and “nationalist” broads.

For Sounds of Marshabaloosh, we play the Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark song “Joan of Arc” as an homage to France’s last hope Marine Le Pen.

Art this time was supplied by friend and fan of the show Ismael A. Schonhorst, and the song at the end is, as expected, “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.

Savage Hippie Episode 42 – I’m Not a Neocon, Bombs Just Make Me Wet

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I know, this latest episode is only 67 minutes long.

But Edgar G. Ulmer’s 1934 horror classic The Black Cat with Bela Lugosi is only 66 minutes long!

And I KNOW, this episode doesn’t have David in it.

But again Edgar G. Ulmer’s 1934 horror classic The Black Cat with Bela Lugosi ALSO didn’t have David in it!

Ann had a rough week, so we banged out this episode the best we could, and I think we still did good a job in spite the episode’s brevity. The information about us not going into Syria is a week old, but ya know what? Unless you’re a hardcore AltRighter who shouts “cuck” at any provocation, the fact is that we’re back to where we were before Syria. That is: with Trump rallies getting disrupted by Soros backed Antifas and other leftist riff raff, and the cultural civil war that’s fun to watch unfolding online.

So, as far as I’m concerned, shit is back to normal.

But yes, we discuss the potential – and now nearly annulled – split among Trump’s base, hate crime hoaxes, how neoconservative women get wet by watching shit blow up, the creeping nearly Islamic puritanism seeping into the AltRight, our usual detour into talking about punk rock that most people don’t care about, It’s a Wonderful Life and thigh gaps, which in spite my cavalier tone really ARE the best thing ever.

Speaking of punk rock, this week’s Sounds of Marshabaloosh features none other than the Meatmen with their song “KKK (Kill Kunt Koulter).” The Meatmen hold a personal place in my rectum, having been a fan since I was like 15 and coming from the Midwest, I identify with their brand of un-PC comedy rock; Ann apparently likes ’em too, weee! Although, since I LIKE Ann Coulter, Ann and I discuss the song and how, if Tesco Vee wrote the same kinds of lyrics about say, Rachel Maddow, the Meatmen would have an army of feminist harpies coming after them. Listen to the “KKK” by the Meatmen here.

I did the artwork. Lazy, you call it? Blow me, I sampled Clayton V’s work the way rappers sample other artists’ music. And of course the song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.

Savage Hippie Episode 41 – Did Trump Go Neocon, or Is He a Crackhead?

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Oy vey, we recorded this episode the night before Trump sent 60 Tomahawks to Syria, ending up killing six people. And while you’d have to wonder how HARD one would have to chuck such primitive, Native American weaponry in order to have them ALL land in the Middle East, let alone with the precision to kill six—

How can I laugh at a time like this? This wasn’t part of the plan! Trump was supposed to be the peace guy! All the accusations of sexism, racism, Islamophobia and whatever else leftists threw at him would be rendered meaningless had he not gone and done the one thing that we said Clinton would do. Granted she would have done it on the first day of her Presidency had she won, but that’s beside the point.

Our little podcast seems a little antiquated now that David humorously dismissed the notion that Steve Bannon’s being removed from the security council was ANY indication that Trump was gearing up for some strategery. I made the point that it seemed just a little ominous that a publication like the National Review had published a pro-Donald Trump article. Ann pointed out that to say that it might make Trump a neocon if he’s being praised by National Review is the same logic that leftists used when they called Trump “literally Hitler” just because he was being praised by David Duke. And logically she is 100% correct.

HOWEVER, in spite not agreeing with David Duke’s paranoid, “Jew in my sandwich” and blatantly white supremacist world view, I otherwise agree with, well, the OTHER stuff that he advocates, like closed borders and being against affirmative action; and chances are that, if you’re a libertarian, paleoconservative or AltRighter, you do as well. But I DO NOT agree with neocons and their nation building and attempting to democratize the undemocratizable. So, if a rag like National Review is PRAISING Trump, there might be reason to believe that he’s doing something WRONG.

AND WAS I RIGHT?! HUH HUH HUH HUH???

But, ya know what? I still agree with all the stuff he’s done domestically, and a couple of people have given relatively reasonable explanations for why he chucked tomahawks at Syria. So, I don’t have to drink myself to death yet.

David leaves after about 35 minutes, so if you only listen to the show for him, TOO FUCKING BAD. Ann and I talk about our high school bands, leftist punk rock indoctrination, shitty modern art, pay gaps, that Muslim kid who got into Stanford for writing #blacklivesmatter a hundred times on his application and that awesome Daily Stormer article that says women are your property and deserve no rights.

Oh, and of course we introduce our audience to BJ the Messenger and his classic “Crackhead”, which was performed on the cable access show Stairway to Stardom.

For Sounds of Marshabaloosh, we have the classic hardcore punk band the Nihilistics and their song “Drop Dead, Fuck Off, Leave Me Alone” from their 1992 album Fuck Guns & Roses, What About the Nihilistics. You can listen to this rippin’ jam here.

I created the art. It was inspired by David’s new career as a Hindenburg revisionist.

Savage Hippie Episode 40 – Only Detonate in Case of Extreme Islamophobia

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It seems this past week, people have been madly jerking off to their copies of Culture of Critique and then telling me that I HAVE to read Kevin MacDonald’s book because then I’ll be convinced by just how parasitic Jews really are. Sorry, not sorry, but you can suck my dick; send me a copy, and I’ll read it, but I’m in the middle of The Managerial Revolution by James Burnham, and I just spent thirty bones on the re-print of Jim Goad’s Answer Me! zine, so I really don’t give a shit about Jewish “survival strategies.” It’s not like I don’t already know the history of the diaspora, the Bolsheviks, the Frankfurt School, the Holodomor or Saul Alinski. I mean, holy fucking shit, you paranoid freaks . Yes, Jews own most of the media, and yes they’re pathologically leftist to the point of irritation, but the way some of you act, you would think it’s the 1950s, and you’re all the John Birch Society trying to quell the spread of Negro music to your white kinfolk. Sorry, ship has sailed, and America now has a beat.

And let’s not forget Hollywood, the TRUE bedrock of degeneracy; if a Hollywood studio releases some liberal movie about gay cowboys or gay black drug dealers, then of course they’re doing it to spread degeneracy to the honkies. But if a Hollywood studio releases The Searchers where John Wayne shoots Indians, then the Jew is STILL trying to subvert the goy by providing the entertainment he likes so much.

So, to the guy who asked the question and to the rest, if you want to now why WE think Jews did what they did to white societies, well, listen… and if you still don’t like the answer, once again, suck my dick.

For those not obsessed with Jews, we talk about Johnny Rotten liking Trump, Ann’s shithole town of Chicago, Tom Perez and his hilarious attempt to overhaul the DNC and the Shia LaBeouf flag debacle. On top of that, we answer questions, Ann tells probably the most nauseating joke she’s EVER told and I get pretty incapacitated with liquor in the second half, so sorry about that.

Band this week is the Scientists with their song “Set It on Fire.” It’s a live version from the early 80s. Recently the Numero label reissued the Aussie punk/post-punk band’s entire discography in a box set called A Place Called Bad. Listen to any of their fine selections here.

The song at the end is the unmistakable “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and David won’t divide us with his shitty artwork.