It amuses me to hear leftist call me or anyone on my “side of the isle” – since, after all, as my lovely podcast co-host Ann Sterzinger said, there are 55 different genders and only two political positions you can choose from – paranoid when their collective fear of an America under President Trump is so irrational that they have put their blinders up to the absurd reactions of all of the people who are crying in the street and being let out of their college courses to mourn that Donald Trump is now the 45th President.
According to angry leftists, Donald Trump isn’t just a Presidential candidate with a different point of view; his election is plainly and simply the triumph of EVIL. In their warped view, the United States has a healthy population of angry, straight, white men, who are fed up with all of the progress that has been made by blacks… er, I mean persons of color, women, gays, Muslims, Jews, trans people and anyone who isn’t straight, white and male, and now it’s open season on them.
“Oh no, Trump is going to make it legal to kill gay people!”
“Donald Trump is going to do away with sexual harassment laws and cause a rapid rise in workplace ass pinching!”
“With Trump as President, it will now be mandatory to show Birth of a Nation and Triumph of the Will in high school classes across America!”
“Donald Trump is going to organize mobs to burn copies of the Koran and the Torah in largely Muslims and Jewish communities!”
The sad thing is the left are now so lacking in self-awareness that they will take these hyperbolic statements at face value. “Hey mom, we just watched Birth of a Nation in history class. I want to be a hero like those guys in the white hoods!” Of course, as usual, the left’s logic crumbles under the most basic scrutiny.
In fact leftists have their heads so far up their asses that they will never realize how much good we did for them by sending S.S. America off the course of the Clinton ice berg.
Women – we won’t be importing 100,000 Syrian refugees into the United States. Isn’t that great? The U.S. won’t end up like Sweden, the rape capital of the world, now that we chose a candidate who has zero intention of importing immigrants who adhere to a belief system that says it’s perfectly okay to rape and molest women who don’t follow their oppressive holy book. I KNOW; Trump said, “grab them by the pussy” ten years ago and called Rosie O’Donnell a fat pig, but I assume – and I guess I’m right since Trump won – that most people don’t give two shits about what someone said on a decade old video when, ya know, the other candidate wants to start World War III. Oh, and Rosie O’Donnell IS a fat pig, so shouldn’t Trump be applauded for his honesty?
(Note: I know someone is going to mention the abortion issue. My thoughts on it are as follows. Women shouldn’t be HAVING abortions in the first place. If I have to explain the contradiction that a person would get charged with a double homicide when killing a pregnant woman, yet abortion is somehow NOT murder, well, ya know… HOWEVER, as far as Roe vs. Wade goes, it’s not going anywhere under Trump even if he does choose a conservative judge. Regardless of comments he might have made saying he’s against abortion, considering his flip flopping, I doubt Trump has much of a stance on the issue one way or the other.)
Gays – See above. Only replace “rape” and “molest” with “kill” and “throw off of rooftops.” Also see the Orlando night club shooting for further evidence that Trump is on the side of the gays.
Blacks – I don’t think Trump even explicitly mentioned blacks other than saying that the inner city communities could use some work. If law and order are concepts that freak you out, you may want to examine how you live your lives because the national crime statistics aren’t exactly in your favor. Of course, it’s no skin off my back because I don’t live in an inner city community around a lot of black people, but I do feel a little bad when I hear about that little girl that was gunned down in a drive by shooting. Don’t yell at me if people don’t take you seriously when you shout black lives matter in their faces after another police officer shoots one of your own for trying to grab his gun, your city erupts in a riot and all of those nice businesses move out when they collect their insurance money.
Jews – Again, he’s not letting Muslims into the country, so you should be relieved about that since they hate you and want to kill you; maybe if they had not allowed them into France, the Charlie Hebdo massacre wouldn’t have happened. Also, Trump’s daughter is married to one.
Muslims – I think your religion is garbage, but, if you’re in this country, I don’t see what Donald Trump can do to you or why you’re so scared. You might want to police your people better, not play the victim when one of your own blows something up and not call everyone who criticizes your backwards way of life a “racist.” Also:
If ANY one of your people comes after me for this, you’ve further proved Trump’s point.
Mexicans – And what are you so scared of? Did Donald Trump ever say he plans on having a program of mass deportation for American citizens that hailed from Mexico? Did he ever say he’s going to open Mexican death camps? I’m just dumbfounded by what exactly leftists are so worried about. Where do the majority of the illegal immigrants come from? Mexico. Do many of them rape, murder and sell drugs? Yes. Do we want to eliminate one source of rape, murder and the selling of drugs? Yes. Is it ethical to copulate just to have your kid be born on American soil so you can use him or her to make you into a citizen? No. I think that pretty much covers that.
Pacifists – remember, in 2003, when you yelled at George W. Bush for invading Iraq because of all of the American and Iraqi blood that was spilled over the alleged purpose of “democratizing” a group of people that refused to be democratized? Yeah? Well, now it’s 2016, Clinton wants to overthrow the Assad regime in Syria to further attempt to “democratize” a group of people that refuses to be democratized. Only, you’re not yelling anymore. And why is Clinton so hellbent on starting shit with Russia? I didn’t realize spilling innocent blood was a progressive value, but I suppose it is if it’s done by a woman. Well, don’t worry; we saved your fathers, brothers, sons, uncles and male cousins from having to get blown up on foreign soil. Actually, with this new “equality” mandate that women have to sign up for the military, we saved your mothers, sisters, daughters, aunts and female cousins as well. You are welcome.
Gun owners – this may seem like a strange group to identify because most gun owners are Trump supporters, but this one is from personal experience. I know a supposedly anti-big government libertarian type who collects guns. Yet, when I mentioned that I was voting for Donald Trump, his head nearly exploded. I was a bit confused by this because I was voting or the candidate that was not going to regulate firearms out of existence. His aversion to Trump was pretty much the same as everyone else’s; he’s racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic and not fit to be in the White House. Well, thanks to us voting for a racist, sexist, homophobic Islamophobe, who is not fit to be in the White House, you’ll be able to continue to collect your firearms. Can we get a thank you?
Fathers – this may seem like another strange group to single out, but I have at least two friends who are fathers. I asked one of them what he would do if his son ever became an “Otherkin.” For those who don’t know, “Otherkins” feel they were born in the body of the wrong species. Naturally, as any sane person would, he told me that, if his son was involved in this online community, he would have a long talk with him and possibly cut off his internet access. Yet he voted for Clinton against that “great evil” Donald Trump. He will never realize what a foolish mistake this would have been if Clinton had won. In a society where a man can put on a dress, claim to be a woman, demand access to the bathroom of the opposite sex and have an online community as a support group for his mental disorder, having a yelling harpy in the White House would only further force the media into an anti-male frenzy – similar to the current anti-white frenzy fostered by eight years under the Obama administration – and would make the world a confusing hell hole for the next generation of young men. Thanks to us, your sons will now be able to ask you normal dating questions like, “what’s the best way to get a girl’s number?”, rather than, “am I a bigot if I prefer the girl I’m dating to have been born a girl?” You are SO welcome.
I know a lot of reasonable liberals, leftists, Clinton supporters and other forms of anti-Trumpsters who have accepted defeat and are ready to give Donald Trump a chance. These people understand that Donald Trump isn’t the second coming of Hitler. He’s just a man with a different view from theirs. Unfortunately there are those who are in denial, who have attempted to petition the electoral college to simply vote against the people because they don’t like the outcome of the election, who are in the streets crying and moaning or who are being let out of their university classes to have grieving sessions as if someone in their family died. They don’t realize FOR A SECOND how fucking stupid they look, and that we’re laughing at them.
As far as I’m concerned, they’re impotent. They can deface all the cars they want, call people every name in the book, gang up on people in online forums, beat people up, attempt to humiliate people and perform all other manner of bullying, but they’re toast. Sorry left; you lost. We don’t care about your feelings anymore. We don’t give a flying hoot if you think we’re racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic bigots. And remember; we did this for your own good.