My grade of three out of four iron crosses can’t be trusted, so don’t get mad at me if you google searched Scream Baby Scream on my recommendation and end up hating it and me (though you probably already do), and then look up my address to try to kill me because you thought I endorsed the movie because I’m telling you right now that it’s a shitty movie.
From the start, it’s clear that this ain’t no high budget affair and that we’re dealing in H.G. Lewis territory. The direction is only slightly better than an H.G. Lewis film but the lighting is so piss poor, you’re gonna be looking at a black screen for seconds at a time and these aren’t transitions. Also the two main characters are completely unlikeable, with the male one constantly having a pissy attitude about everything (i.e. “what babe, you’re dancing? Congrats on being a piece of shit!”) and his girlfriend being a narcissistic, art snob who exemplifies the cliched “free spirit” of the time when she’s just another hussy looking for cheap kicks. Furthermore the dialogue scenes go on interminably making one (such as me) forget I was even watching a horror movie in the first place. Oh, and the gore makeup looked like shit.
So, you’re probably wondering what the hell was good about it? Well, nothing. I kid, I kid! In my estimation, the way the movie wrapped up and the shock ending made the movie worthwhile for me even if I found most of it annoying or frustrating.
The main plot concerns a weirdo going around disfiguring people as inspiration for his twisted art. It’s pretty obvious who is doing the deed, but the result is actually kinda creepy even if the effect comes off as totally cheap. Also the supposedly sophisticated, European artist doing the killing sounds like the killer in Blood Feast, so that should clue you on the level of acting you’re dealing with. The two main characters are art students, and they have two other friends who are also a couple, and the group goes around to hippie clubs, drops acid and watches a psychedelic band play. There’s also a fun acid trip sequence that takes place at a zoo, so that’s another plus, and I liked the mansion setting at the end as well.
Oh and I should mention the zombies. Yes there are zombies. Their makeup is really poor and they barely do anything worth noting.
Screenwriter Larry Cohen would go onto write It’s Alive and Q: The Winged Serpent. I have the worst taste in movies.