A Hilarious Exchange with an SJW

soaring_eagle_Indians_Nazi_salute_2I know: I’m a masochist.  If people on the left, mainly SJWs, are r-selected, rather than K-selected, they really can’t help themselves, and it’s pretty useless arguing with them.  But, I try, only to have it shoved back in my face with ad hominem attacks – the biggest, stupidest, most glaring one, of course, is that I’m at the ‘rents house, even though I’ve lived on my own numerous times in the past – and completely irrelevant facts.

My favorite is the one where people say, “yeah, let’s not let in the mud people because they’re trying to take away the land we stole from the Indians.”  Pretty clever, huh?  This person’s logic holds that, even if the “mud people” (his words, not mine) ARE invading, we sorta deserve to be conquered because of what the white man did to the Indians in the past.  Well, sorry homie, but my parents came to the United States in 1974.  Oh, WAIT, they’re immigrants, therefore we need to let in ALL immigrants.  Oh WAIT, my dad was an engineer and my mom was a chemist, and neither of them went on welfare or worked under the table.  And they came here legally.

The conversation I’m going to talk about began with Donald Trump and the Syrian rapefugees, and of course degenerated into name calling.  Lord knows I tried to be civil, but this guy, being an SJW, in order to maintain his views, NEEDED to have me be a right wing caricature in order to maintain his narrative.  He needs me to be a David Duke-esque virgin, who jerks off to anime and lives at home, in order to have moral high ground, because otherwise, his arguments are just too weak.  I created most of this from memory, but I SWEAR it’s as accurate as can be without being too self-aggrandizing.

Me: We shouldn’t let Syrian rapefugees into the country.  Look at what happened to Europe.  It became the rape capital of the Western world after they lett Muslim immigrants in.  I don’t want that happening here.

Him: Well, ya know, Christianity is just as bad because of the Crusades. Okay, I know you, as the reader are thinking, “no way, he’s not that stupid”, but I SWEAR this was actually something he pointed out before smugly saying, “why don’t you read a book.”

Me: You’re a retard (yeah, I called him a retard) for pointing out something that happened more than 700 years ago to justify essentially trying to kill off the West by letting Muslims invade it.  Also you’re inviting rape culture into the country.

Him: Those claims of rape in European countries are completely unsubstantiated – in other words, since they were committed by those saintly brown people, white women deserved it, or are probably lying because “racism” – and 1 in 4 women on college campuses are raped every year.  We have the rape culture.

Me: Is it 1 in 4?  Didn’t they change it to 1 in 5 and then 1 in 7?  Don’t they keep changing the definition of rape so it seems higher because they’re on witch hunt?  Either way, I told a girl at a bar that she has a nice ass.  This is true because she did and she had black hair and tattoos, and looked punky/hipstery, so she was probably a feminist and doesn’t realize how much that compliment will mean to her in 30 years.

Him: Of course you would, you probably have never even touched a girl outside of your mom (now, it’s personal).

Me: Don’t worry about me, man.  I get plenty of pussy.

Him: Huh, people who talk about it don’t get it. (really clever one, isn’t he?)

Me: Oh, actually I’m seeing someone right now, and we went to the Soaring Eagle casino for a weekend of gambling, fucking and pot smoking.

Him: Woa, so rebellious, don’t tell your mom! (why wouldn’t I tell her about that? It was Amanda’s mom who set the whole thing up.)

Me: I just can’t win with you, can I?

Him: No, you’re a basement dwelling, t-shirt making (referring to my wicked cool Punks for Trump shirts) fascist.

Me:

I’m actually starting to like this song; not for the lyrics of course.

Do I TOO Suffer from a High IQ or How I Screwed Myself All of These Years

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I recently read how conservatives and liberal/leftists’ brains might actually be shaped differently.  And I thought, “could that really be the reason why common sense and logic doesn’t pass the proverbial emotional chasm for people on the left?”

I shall demonstrate my point using two examples.

For the first one, I made the foolish mistake of letting my friend and coworker read my blog.  His response was something along the lines of, “well, buddy, I don’t agree with most of what you say, but I wish you luck.”  I asked him what he didn’t agree with and he said he didn’t agree with my “racist”, pro-Trump article.  According to him, it was “racist” to suggest that, in order to prevent future terrorist attacks, we allow airport security to more closely scrutinize Muslims, or to profile them.

I asked him how it was “racist” in any way, and he said, “well, you advocate profiling a group of people based upon their appearance.”  In true liberal fashion, he refused to let me explain, instead saying, “I don’t want to debate it”, and therefore condemned me, at least in that instance, as a “racist.”

Of course, we all know this is bullshit.  Islam isn’t a race, and therefore, if a person stops practicing Islam, he or she is no longer a Muslim.  But, let’s say his point is that it’s just mean or bigoted.  Well, for one, I make it clear that, if someone is dressed like a Sikh, that person most likely poses no threat, since the roughly 30,000 terrorist acts since 9/11 have not been committed by Sikhs, but by worshipers of Muhammad.  Therefore it’s not that hard to fathom why people would want to scrutinize a Muslim closer than say a Sikh, Christian, Jew or Buddhist.

For my second example, I made the equally foolish mistake of debating Syrian immigration with another one of my friend/coworkers.  The conclusion I unsurprisingly drew was the same one drawn by Donald Trump; for the sake of safety, I’m against it.

I further expanded by explaining how immigration from Muslim countries and their rather intolerant culture have helped turn Sweden into the rape capital of the Western world and led to the Muslim rape spree that occurred in Cologne on New Years Eve.  I continued by saying that I pretty much refuse to go into Dearborn, MI, the Detroit suburb with the highest concentration of Muslims, because I just don’t feel safe there.  This may seem extreme, but it partly has to do with the fact that I just don’t want to give money to a single Muslim business in case the owner might funnel money to Hamas or Hezbollah, something that has been known to happen from time to time.

He responded by asking me if I felt safer in Detroit.  So, I said that I certainly felt safer at various bars in the Midtown or Corktown areas.  His response was, “I’m not talking about your hipster places, I’m talking real Detroit.”  So, of course I said, “oh, in that case, yeah, I feel safer in Dearborn, than in bombed out ‘hoods’ where blacks shoot at each other.”  Following a big ol’ grunt, he responds with, “ugh, I meant the downtown Comerica Park area where people see concerts and sports games.”

So, in other words, he a.) didn’t like how I didn’t feel safe among Muslims, b.) didn’t like how I felt even less safe in the abandoned, bombed out shoot ’em up areas of Detroit and therefore c.) moved his goal post to compare Dearborn with a place that’s heavily policed and families go to for sports events?!  So, when I told him that comparing Dearborn with a heavily policed area of Detroit that families go to for sports events makes no sense and undermines his entire argument, he naturally changed the subject.  Liberal logic ain’t no logic at all.

In both cases, you’re probably reading this and thinking, “who are these idiots you associate with?”  Well, they’re not stupid.  With one guy, I spend too much time at work shooting the shit about bands and records and, with the other guy, I chat about films.  But the question remains; why do they so pathologically cling to the left?

I have no idea, but one thing it must mean is that my ability to divorce emotion from logic and come up with those conclusions, at very least, indicates I have a higher IQ than my two chums; sorry Kevin and Ian if you guys read this! 😉

So why, if I have such a high IQ, am I stuck in lower middle class office land, sitting at a computer and not using my mega brain power to change the world?

Jello Biafra (I reference him a lot, don’t I?) said in one of his later compositions that he doesn’t comprehend how “geeks can be so damn mean.”  Like a typical leftist, Biafra derided jocks and hillbillies, scapegoating them for America’s so called problems in many a Dead Kennedys song, alleging that they would become America’s future leaders.  What a lack of insight!  America’s leaders weren’t going to be the jocks, goons, hillbillies, rednecks and white trash, you fool!  While Jello influenced his fans to “find themselves” and become “cool” by being “outsiders”, there were true outsiders who didn’t fit into any cliques, who today would be diagnosed with Asperger’s, that were busy learning marketable skills, rather than trying to impress chicks with dreadlocks and tattoos by memorizing Howard Zinn texts.  Years later, they’re rich, antisocial and call the shots.

If only I was that geek.  I often joke about how I’m a sperg, but I clearly wanted to fit in with the punk crowd to get some of that slutty punk pussy, and I can’t say I’ve done too bad for myself.  But, boy did I hang out with a bunch of dumb people; seriously, punks are NOT smart.  They have no knowledge of politics or history and mostly talk about booze, bands and what is and isn’t “punk.”

For years, I had my priorities all over the place, and my college grades and subsequently potentially money-making career suffered for it; I was a straight A math student in calculus classes in high school and I was an intellectual reader of literature (Dostoevsky, Balzac, Hemingway, Faulkner, Joyce, you name it), but I wanted attention from the skanks and I wanted to go to punk shows and to drink beer and run around in a circle with idiots.  My girlfriend from ’03-’04 even called me her “bookworm” because I liked to read, because she thought it was cute or hot; not that she had any actual interesting in what I was reading, mind you.

Unfortunately, I can’t go back.  I’m too far gone down this path; I’ve got tattoos, I wear a leather jacket, I’m totally obsessed with music, films and weird ephemera and I’m entrenched in an underground scene full of morons who can’t comprehend why I would vote for Trump no matter how many times I try to explain it.  But, somewhere, I wish I had banked on my IQ just a little bit more and that I had spent less time guzzling cans of PBR, trying to impress idiots and trying to shack up with HPV afflicted hoes.

Why the Syrian Immigrants? Because the Pilgrims, Duh!

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When I was younger, I used to think that smart asses were in fact actually SMART!  But, the more I live my godforsaken existence as a privileged white male Jew who is painfully undersexed and drinks too much, the more I realize that being a “smart ass” is actually a substitute for being smart.  Case in point: in an attempt to both assuage our fears and concerns about letting in 10,000 Syrian “refugees” into the United States and to shame the people who don’t want to let 10,000 Syrian “refugees” in the country, John Oliver “pointed out” that “there was once a time when a group of people let immigrants into their country and were wiped out, and we’re celebrating it this Thursday.”

Naturally the smart asses on my Facebook friends’ list and many others thought this was so clever and astute that they posted it on their newsfeeds, patted themselves on their collective backs, rejoiced  at the double digit “likes” they received (as if what they posted was an original thought and not pulled from a meme) and went about their days in a collective self-righteous haze.

Aside from disguising their self loathing under a veil of “human rights interests”, their whole premise is both completely a.)untrue and b.) ironic.

Let’s address point a.  The commonly held belief among Social Justice Warriors, ignoramouses and self-loathing leftists is that, on November 26th, 2015, Americans are once again celebrating a holiday built on a lie, one that makes a light hearted celebration on backs of a bunch of peaceful, dead Indians that the white man slaughtered for his personal and financial gain.  It’s obvious; they gave them a bunch of small pox covered blankets to kill them off and take their land.  On top of that, whoever wasn’t killed by small pox was simply shot dead.

As Steve Crowder’s amusing video points out, Native Americans were not a peaceful people going about their lives before the white man invaded and gave them war.  I mean, it would make sense since, I assume tomahawks are used for something OTHER than chopping trees and the practice of scalping wasn’t invented in the west.  But, even if they just warred among each other, does that give the white man rights to usurp their land?  No, of course not.  Pilgrims made deals with different groups of tribes who were fighting with other groups of tribes for mutual benefit.  And besides, all world history is shrouded in bloodshed on all sides.  What makes this different?

But what about those pesky small pox?  Unless microbiology labs existed where groups of white men created deadly microbes deliberately designed to kill people in the 1700s, I think of this as an exaggerated myth, one with maybe 10% truth.  White men probably brought diseases that did kill a bunch of Native Americans unintentionally.  That fucking sucks.

Are American Indians an oppressed group?  You tell me; if you can prove your Cherokee heritage and someone gives you a free college tuition or you are killing it in the casino business, are you going to complain?  Also, no Indians care about a football team called the Redskins just as much as I wouldn’t care if there was a football team called the New Jersey Hook Noses.

But let’s address point b.

Assuming everything I said about how the white man really wasn’t on a genocidal rampage against the Indians isn’t true and the white man came to the new world, saw a bunch of savages and slaughtered them willy nilly to get the gold, don’t you find it ironic that they’re using THAT as the example of why we SHOULD bring Syrian refugees into the country?

The gap of logic is insane here!  The Indians were wiped out, so as a result, we, the American people deserve a little bit of the wiping as well.  I’ve said it before; the influx of Muslim immigrants into European countries is not a good thing!  Sweden is officially the rape capital of the world and the people raping those fine, buxom broads are not vikings!  Similarly, one only has to look at the no-go zones in France to see that this whole multiculturalism thing doesn’t work.

I honestly think leftists hate themselves so much that they’re willing to cut off their noses to spite their faces.  Sorry, but, I like my big, Jewish nose, so NO THANK YOU!  I’m going to enjoy my post-Thanksgiving hangover in the hopes that I will continue to do so for many years in a country that I still recognize as the United States of America.

Does the West Have Battered Wives Syndrome When It Comes to Islam?

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I’m not going to be nice this time; not that I was ever nice about it or ever hid my antipathy for Islam.  This isn’t a new argument, but it’s one that gets ignored by the majority of liberals, leftists and multiculturalists: WHY THE FUCK are you so supportive of a group of people that so vehemently HATES you and wants to see you dead?

The statistics of last night’s attack on Paris are pointless to recall; how many were killed, how many were kidnapped… who cares?  The answer is a lot and it keeps happening over and over and over again.

Yet, I didn’t time it but, the lefties on my Facebook friend list – the count keeps dropping – IMMEDIATELY went to the defense of all Muslims and, rather than attacking the attackers and doing what NORMAL people do when they’ve been hit – that is, cuss a lot and call the person that hit them every dirty word in the book, they go and start making excuses, apologizing on the behalf of the entire culture and telling people to keep their cool heads because, ya know, Khalif who you work with didn’t do it.  Oh, and Khalif isn’t a Muslim, he’s a Syrian Catholic…

No, but seriously, CLEARLY we have a problem.

For some unfathomable reason, the West is a culture which is quick to throw some dumb hillbilly under the bus for refusing to dole out marriage licenes or is quick to support the bankrupting and shutting down of a cake business for not making a gay wedding cake, but REFUSES to put the screws to the the most intolerant, retrograde death cult religion.  One question that never comes up is, how come nobody’s ever been labeled a Sikhophobe or a Hinduophobe?  BECAUSE THOSE FUCKING RELIGIONS AREN’T RESPONSIBLE FOR 99.999999% OF THE TERRORIST ACTS!!!
And my theory is not that people are afraid of getting blown up, stabbed to death or shot by Muslims, although that certainly IS a possibility since you never know when one of those psychos will strike, but that people are afraid of being called racists or Islamophobes.  They literally have Islamophobiaphobia!  They’re afraid their reputations will be ruined and they won’t be able to get a job.  That’s it.  Death is not a real threat until you see it up close.  Anything up to that point is just people trying to ruin your livelihood.  And for what?

For the results of last night’s attack in Paris?

For a culture that keeps moving into the west and than spitting on it?

To have more western women be kidnapped, tortured and raped for not being Muslims?

To have gay people strung up on ropes and thrown off of roofs?

To have more cartoonists stabbed and shot for drawing the image of a 1400 year old Saudi Arabian pedophile?

The common excuse given is that there are good Muslims and only 1% commit acts of terror.  That “1%” didn’t fall from the sky; they live among and go to the same mosques as other Muslims and they kill in the name of Islam!  How do people not see the problem with that? Whenever someone like Dylann Roof kills a bunch of black people, leftists are quick to yell at the “oppressive”, “racist”, “white culture”, but when Muslims, who aren’t even a race, but a religion, kill a bunch of people, leftists push for cultural sensitivity.  It makes no sense.

Aside from a handful of mildly apologetic reporters and a handful of not Muslim enough Muslims who are most likely derided by their families, there is no majority voice of dissent against these attacks.  If you are a Muslim, you are wearing the same clothing and following the same customs as the attackers and you say nothing.  You watch as a city gets blown up and say, “it’s not all of us”, yet get vehemently PISSED OFF the second anybody draws your stupid pedophile prophet and rationalize why it’s okay to kill someone for drawing him.

Muslims aren’t trying to integrate; they are trying to invade and take over.  We’ve seen evidence of this from the girl who sued Abercrombie & Fitch for not letting her wear or hijab and won when she could have easily gone to a different job.  We’ve seen this when a group of Muslims tried to impose their own courts in Irving, TX and were rightfully shut down.  We’ve seen this when an airline attendant claimed discrimination when she was suspended for not doing her job.  We’ve seen this when a group of Muslims shut down a whole street in downtown Los Angeles to pray with zero consideration that, ya know, people drive on those streets.

Immigration without integration is an invasion.  That is what is happening.

There are a few heroes of this narrative; Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Pamela Geller, Bill Maher, Trey Parker and Matt Stone and even the anarchist hardcore punk band Conflict who wrote the surprisingly anti-immigrant song “An Option” at the risk of alienating their core liberal/leftist/anarchist audience by saying that, if you close the borders to Muslims, then you will stop the terrorism and other pernicious things that Muslims do and believe.  They are the brave ones in the media, not the pussy New York Times who won’t display Muhammad, but have no problem exhibiting an art piece of the Pope made out of condoms or the godawful Pisschrist piece of shit art.

One of my Facebook friends said, “All fascists are our enemies and these guys need their asses handed to ’em.”  I agree that every group of fascists needs to have their asses handed to ’em, but in 2015, the enemies aren’t speaking German or Russian, they’re speaking various Arabic languages and the second we get over the fear of saying that, maybe we’ll see a drop in these attacks.