SavageHippie Episode 17 B – Godwin’s Flaw

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According to wikipedia, Godwin’s Law is when “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazism or Hitler approaches 1.”  The most obvious case is when people compare Donald Trump to Hitler using about as much logic as saying that, because both Hitler and Donald Trump breathe oxygen, Trump is literally Hitler.  But what do you call it when your discussions BEGIN with Hitler and Nazis?

Ann Sterzinger, David Cole and I explore this phenomenon and many more interesting themes in this podcast.  Just kidding; we don’t.  This is just the outtakes from the last podcast, and boy can you tell!  We practically make all of the same jokes and references, David can’t shut up about Ann’s band of choice, the Safes, we talk about the Alt-Right for :::sigh::: the millionth time and I go into more Rain Man-like musical minutiae.

But, on the bright side we answer Scott Rosendall’s question!  Once again, we screwed over poor Scott by lying to him when we said that we would answer his questions in this podcast, and though we answered it in the same recording session, we chopped off the part where we actually answered his question.  So, sorry Scott; first God gives you glass bones, and now we do this to you.

One last thing; if this podcast already has you too spent to bang your sexy wife because you furiously jerk off to it, be prepared to jerk off EVEN MORE; next episode we are having the one and only JIM GOAD as a guest!!!  I can already see you reaching for your fly…

The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles of course.

SavageHippie Podcast Episode 11 A – A Poor Man’s Brian Posehn

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What are we at this point?  News?  Entertainment?  Infotainment?  We’re certainly not comedy since just about every joke we told was followed by, “huh, wait, I don’t get it.  Can you explain that?”

I’m joined by Ann Sterzinger and David Cole (google ’em, you lazy bastard!) for the fifth time in the eleventh installment of the greatest podcast ever.  As usual we’re all drunk and aimlessly wandering from topic to topic like the modern, ADD afflicted youth of generation Y.  From the beginning, one might get the impression that we’re actually planning on discussing something serious – that being Joel Stein’s recent kvetching about how the internet is being ruined by trolls, which you can read here – but soon, we get into our usual obnoxious banter.  We also sound the clarion call to all AltRighters; if the press ask you questions, give them the stupidest answers they can think of.

If you’re confused by the title, I decided to break up this episode into a part A and part B.  This is obviously part A, and it includes all three of us.  After David left, Ann and I recorded more stuff which I found so damn interesting, I couldn’t just let it go to waste, so that will be part B, and I will post that tomorrow.  You don’t want to miss part B; Ann talks about getting sexually assaulted by David Yow of the Jesus Lizard on stage during one of their gigs.

BUT THERE’S A CATCH!!!

Being the civil folk that we are, we took extra care to make sure that this episode is 100% NOT RACIST and 0% RACIST.  Because racism is a binary thing, something you either are or are not, we made it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR that we are on the “not” side.  How did we do this?  We installed the special “NOT racist” alarm, where we had a friendly announcer boldly point out where we exhibit non-racistness just in case there is any confusion.

In this podcast, you will hear us talk about:

  • Early 20th century show-biz as David names off a bunch of old-timey actors you’ve never heard of.  (note: any references to Al Jolson and Amos and Andy are done strictly to condemn them since we are NOT racist.)
  • How men with big noses are the ultimate turn-on for women
  • Ann’s experience at a French whorehouse
  • Mention of just about every Holocaust movie in existence
  • David closely examining the lyrics to “Angel of Death” by Slayer
  • Ann comparing the humor of the greatest comedian of the 20th century, Yakov Smirnov, to her period
  • A bunch of tasteless – but certainly not racist – jokes

The song at the end is, once again, “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.