Savage Hippie Podcast Episode 66 – Falling Down with Andy “D-Fens” Nowicki

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In case you didn’t get the joke of the pic, some overweight “sex therapist” likened physical fitness to Nazism and the notion that being overweight leads to heart problems to “eugenics.” I know it’s a cliche, but we really are living in clown world. And speaking of clown world, AltRight novelist, columnist, and all around commentator Andy Nowicki visited one of the clowniest clown worlds of the them all, Los Angeles!

Because he stayed at my pad, he was forced to pay the ultimate penalty; be on the Savage Hippie podcast with me and Rachel! Andy, Rachel, and I discuss a variety of topics, from Andy’s books to his misadventures on the Los Angeles metro to Falling Down to Pizzagate to Charlottesville to the various Democratic nominees to BUTTS!!! Hey, Andy and Rachel said this was a good one in spite my attempts to sabotage it. And yes, we answer listener questions.

For Sounds of Marshabaloosh, we play “Drive” by THOR, who Andy and I saw live at the Whiskey A Go Go. The song is from his 2015 LP Metal Avenger and features Cheetah Chrome from the Dead Boys on guitar.

The art was done by Shannon Bowman, and the song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.

I’m Not an “Ally of Color” or Stop Being a Black Metal Fag

me_black_metalNo matter how many times I’m told to go back to Israel (even though I’m not from there), called a kike, hebie or Jew boy or simply told that I’m not to be trusted by the so called “pure ones” of the Alternative Right, I can’t help but think they’re doing nothing more than peddling the mentality of the early 90s, Norwegian black metal scene.  If you’re not familiar with that, bands like Mayhem, Burzum and Darkthrone were extremely exclusive about who was allowed to participate in their so-called music scene, alternately known as the “black metal inner circle.”  They made their records almost unlistenable to the normal ear by recording everything in as low fidelity manner as possible, and they sang in some of the harshest, screechiest vocals a person can muster before his voice is shot.

And that’s just what these bands sound like.  While one could posit that, like many a fine rock ‘n’ roll band, most black metal bands were out for shock value, then one would have to contend with the fact that Varg Vikernes (a.k.a. Count Grishnackh) was involved with several church burnings and stabbed former Mayhem guitarist, Euronymous, to death, leading to his being sentenced to 21 years in prison; he was released after 15. Faust, the drummer for Emperor, was sentenced to fourteen years in prison for stabbing a homosexual to death; claims vary as to whether it was indeed because he was a homosexual or whether Faust just wanted to kill somebody.

When several other churches started going up in flames, and the graffiti related to the crimes read “hail Satan”, Varg was the first person to slap his forehead in annoyance and proclaim, “ugh, they don’t get it.”  After all, Varg and all of these other Norwegian black metal musicians weren’t Satanists; they were Odinists, and Varg later became a neo-Nazi.  It didn’t matter that churches were going up in flames, the very thing that Varg and the other black metal musicians wanted; it mattered that they were going up in flames for the wrong reason.

Furthermore, around the mid-90s, one could open up numerous metal magazines, such as Pit or Slayer and find interviews with bands who were angry that bands such as Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir were taking on the black metal mantle.  How dare they call themselves black metal?!  They use keyboards!  They have slightly above shitty production!  They sing about vampires!  Girls go to their shows!  Their t-shirts and records are in mall record shops!  I thought Metallica fans were retarded for the vehement hatred they bestowed up on the band when they released their infamous alterna-grunge-rock record Load, but this was just plain ridiculous!

Of course black metal isn’t the only genre upon which the cries of sellout were a common thing; grindcore fans acted no better when they yelled at Napalm Death for going from the grindcore of From Enslavement to Obliteration to the more technical and slightly better produced death metal of Harmony Corruption.

But that’s beside the point.  The point is that the Alternative Right essentially wants a Westernized and white ethnostate.  They complain that Israel is allowed to have an ethnostate, or heck that Japan wouldn’t be too pleased if you started importing a bunch of whites into their country and demographically changing it, yet European populations are being displaced by non-Western foreigners who don’t share their values.  Coincidentally their more “race conscious” views align to a point with non-race conscious Americans that simply don’t want to see the United States turn into a third world country on account of lax immigration policies; ones that have fundamentally changed the demographics of several European countries like Sweden and made them considerably less safe.  For instance, thanks to the influx of immigrants from Muslim countries, Sweden is now the rape capital of the world.

As a result, Donald Trump and his pro-wall building and anti-Muslim rhetoric struck a chord with the Alternative Right.  I agree with building a wall or, at very least, making immigration policies stricter.  I want to preserve the United States’ way of life and not let it become a balkanized third world country.  This means, in effect, that I have interests which align with people on the Alternative Right.  But, there’s just one problem…

I’M A FUCKING JEW!!!

I don’t hide that I’m a Jew because that would be even sneakier, wouldn’t it?  Maybe some of my brethren started Cultural Marxism, but how am I responsible for that?  Milo Yiannopoulos’ and Allum Bokhari’s now legendary (on the right-o-sphere anyway) Breitbart piece functioned in the same way that Kerrang or Metal Hammer metal mags initially reported on black metal.  Regardless of what they said about the Alternative Right – and from the article, it seems only positive – this was not good enough.  Nope, in their estimation, the notion that some press is better than no press is superseded by the fact that Milo is a fag, who gets black dicks up the ass, even though he never once said this in the article and doesn’t try to foist this onto the AltRight.

What the peeps on the AltRight, at websites such as Counter Currents and The Right Stuff, don’t get it is that, once your ideas are out there, anybody can do anything with them.  The original black metal bands, in spite claiming that they only wanted “their own kind” (another parallel with the more “Aryan” members of the AltRight), still had their stuff released on labels like Century Media and Peaceville; meaning that, people who weren’t of the “purest stock” would listen to them and like them.

This is the same thing that’s happening with the Alternative Right.  Websites like Davis Aurini’s Stares at the World or Roosh V’s Return of Kings are not White Nationalist sites.  The former is a Dark Enlightenment site and the latter is a Neomasculine site.  But they share many of the same values with people on the Alternative Right.  According to a  few AltRight people, Roosh can’t be Alternative Right because Roosh is a kabob.  It seems like many people from the AltRight are nothing more than former Stormfront readers; Now, for fucking hell’s sake, do you really, HONESTLY want a “Jew-in-my-sandwich” kook like David Duke associating with the Alternative Right?  That man claims that race realist Jew Eugene Girin, in spite being pro-white, cannot be on the side of whites because of the Talmud.  The fucking Talmud.  I was asked by a former neo-Nazi skinhead once if I hate whites because the Talmud says you’re supposed to treat Goys like animals.  I’VE NEVER READ THE MOTHERFUCKING TALMUD… and I don’t know a single Jew who has.

Thankfully not everyone is like that; RamZPaul appears to be welcoming of Jews as long as those Jews are not anti-white.  Andy Nowicki doesn’t hate Jews; he doesn’t love them either, but nobody’s asking him to.  And me?  I love white culture.  You hear that?  I. Love. White. Culture.  Wanna see how much I love white culture?  That’s me at the renaissance fair celebrating white, European culture.  Of course the P.C. magnates (I know, you’re going to say they’re all Jews) won’t let you call it a White European festival.  Well, perhaps they should?  And again, RamZPaul made the point clear; just because he’s promoting white culture, doesn’t mean he’s denigrating black, Asian or Hispanic culture.  So what’s the big deal?

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Bottom line is, if you heard the way my parents talked at the dinner table, you would be hard pressed to believe you were listening to the conversation of a Jewish family, a liberal family, that is.  They’re against affirmative action, and they’re for closing the border.  They don’t really condone too much miscegenation.  They feel it’s fine for white Europeans to be proud of their ethnic heritage.  They feel that, if you want to live among your own people, that is perfectly fine.  They have Alternative Right beliefs.

Personally, I’m not as obsessed with race, but I still feel that The Bell Curve holds truisms.  I also have friends who are black, Asian and Hispanic, and I’m not tossing them out of my life any time soon.  If I pointed out to them that it’s not fair for them to get to express pride in their cultures, but for whites to not be allowed to express pride in theirs, they would agree.  But, you know what’s really striking?  I’m doing the job of the AltRight for them.  While Takimag commentors TruthSayer and RacistMcShootface may yell at me and tell me to go back to Israel (where I’m not even from), I’m selling the AltRight to people in a normal way that doesn’t make it seem threatening.  To those guys, I’m just another Jew diluting their message, but to me and many who agree, I’m telling white people that they don’t have to feel guilty of being white.

And the most I can get for my efforts is for a certain Greg Paulson to call me an “ally of color”?  Do I honestly look like anything “of color”?  Do I look more Jewish than Andrew “Weev” Auernheimer, a self-professed neo-Nazi?

To the people like Jared Taylor, Andy Nowicki and RamZPaul, who accept people as long as they share their values, rock on!  To the people at Counter Currents, Trad Youth and The Right Stuff who only see me as an “ally of color”, you’re a bunch of faggot LARPers.  And to the Stormfront transplants, who think that Donald Trump’s election and his pushing of the Overton window to the right, will eventually result in my deportation, keep dreaming. You’re not deporting me, and you’re not deporting Roosh.

And, if you really don’t want me to go to your country clubs or to have a drink with you after an American Renaissance conference, remember this goes both ways.

Jew to Jew: Edwin the Drunk Interviews Ben the Pious

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Note: This interview with Ben Shapiro actually took place and not a single word was edited out.

Edwin the Drunk: Hi Ben, welcome to Jew to Jew on SavageHippie TV, how’s it goin’, bud?

Ben the Pious: Oh, it’s great.  Pleasure to be here–

ETD: SORRY if I’m a bit wasted and tweaky, just popped an Aderall.  Ever done Aderall, Ben?

BTP: Heh, no, but I have been known to get a bit RANDY on Manishewitz on a Shabbos evening from time to time, heh heh.

(awkward silence)

ETD: So, how about them facts not caring about your feelings, eh?

BTP: Oh, yeah, I’m 100% fact, 0% feeling.  Fact ALL THE AWAY!  Not PC AT ALL!  ALL FACT, NO FEELING!

ETD: Well, that’s good know!  Word on the street is that you’re not too hip on Donald Trump.  Why’s that?

BTP: Man isn’t conservative, Ed.  He wants to take an EVEN stance on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.  CRAZY, I TELL YOU!

ETD: Uhhh…

BTP: CRAZY!  You know what he MEANS by “EVEN”, don’t you?

ETD: Buhh….

BTP: GOD, err, Hashem, err Moses…

ETD: Don’t take the lord’s name in veii–

BTP: IT MEANS GAS THE KIKES, ED!!!  GOD, AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEES THAT??!!

ETD: Mmm, that’s not exactly the impression I got from that… say, so we’re the same age, both part of the hooknose usury cabal…

BTP: Ed, that’s not funny.

ETD: Well, now you got me thinking, are you a Jew by blood or religion?  You said that being Jewish isn’t about remembering the Holocaust. Then what is it?

BTP: I’m religious, Ed.  DON’T YOU SEE MY YARMULKE?!  ON MY HEAD?!  (points to head) I’M AN ORTHODOX JEW, AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!

ETD: Oh, my bad… yeah, my folks came here from the Soviet Union back in ’74.  We’re not too religious though, but I’ve got that Ashkenazi blood–

BTP: ORTHODOX JEW!!! YARMULKE!!!

ETD: Right, got it… so like, Pam Geller supports Trump now–

BPT: I love that fine, 60 year old vixen, but she DOES NOT GET IT!!! “EVEN HANDED POLICY”?!

ETD: Don’t you think it’s good that Donald Trump doesn’t want to let 10,000 Syrians, or any Muslims into the country for that matter?  Last time I checked Muslims hate Jews and you would think–

BTP: Yahweh, Ed, don’t you know who Trump’s followers are?!

ETD: Well, I am and Pam Geller is–

BTP: Ugh, did you see the tweets that I got?!  LOOK AT THE F’N TWEETS I GOT, ED!!!

ETD: Oh yeah, that’s not very kind.  Well, ya know, trolls–

BTP: TROLLS?! MAYBE IF MILO WASN’T ALWAYS TAKING IT UP THE ASS, HE’D SEE THAT WE HAVE THE FUCKING FOURTH REICH ON OUR DOORSTEP!!!

ETD: I dunno, Ben.  I think you’re being a little dramatic–

BTP: Alternative Right are a bunch of neo-Nazi thugs, and I can’t believe that you don’t see how they’re trying to put me in an oven!

ETD: Uh, last time I checked Jared Taylor, Andy Nowicki and John Derbyshire don’t have too much of a problem with us yids.  Ya know, there was a time when I got Richard Spencer and Robert Spencer mixed up!  Can you believe that?  One guy looks like an ogre, and the other guy looks Carrey Grr–

BTP: YEAH!  That’s what they WANT you to think!  Have you talked to any of those creeps?!

ETD: Yeah, they’re not too bad, although Taki Theoshapalappadingdong or whatever the fuck his name is isn’t too fond of us.  I mean, I can’t say I blame him–

BTP: WHAT?!  What are you, a self hating Jew or something?!

ETD: Oh, no, but you gotta at least admit that some of “the tribe” were involved in the Frankfurt School, which is basically the reason we’re in this PC mess… I mean, facts don’t care about your feel–

BTP: It has NOTHING to do with being Jewish–

ETD: Well, I mean, the Mafia had nothing to do with being Sicilian, but they were still all–

BTP: Look, Ed, I didn’t come here to hear this antisemitic garbage.  If you wanna ask me a real question, then ask me a real fuschluggina question, or I’m gonna plotz!

ETD: All right, all right, what do you think of the new Schindler’s List Nintendo game?

BTP: What?!

ETD: Yeah, it’s kinda like how they adapted Platoon to Nintendo, ya know, action adventure shoot ’em up… it’s kinda like Mario Bros., but instead of Princess Toadstool, you save a girl in a red dress in every level.  Capcom put it out–

BTP: That’s f’n sick, man.  I’m gonna contact every news program I know and tell them about this tasteless and disgusting–

ETD: All right, you got me, I was kidding.

BTP: Man, Ed, you had me going for a minute.  You’re good, man.

ETD: Heh, so, what do you think of the Rugrats Hanukkah special?

BTP: Never heard of it; I used to watch TV, but then I realized it was a bunch of liberal propaganda.

ETD: Oh yeah, I read your book about that.  It was pretty good, except for all those faggy shows you talk about, except for Three’s Company.  John Ritter is THE MAN!!!

BTP: Ed, are you going to ask me a real question because I have Shabbos dinner in a couple hours, and I gotta get ready for that.

ETD:  So, what do you think about what David Cole said about you in his book?

BTP: DAVID COLE??!! THAT HOLOCAUST DENYING PIECE OF SLIME??!!  YEAH, HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO STEIN!!! ANYBODY WHO DENIES THE HOLOCAUST LIKE HIM DOESN’T DESERVE THE NAME STEIN!!!

ETD: Uh, well, he wasn’t really denying the Holocaust, I mean, he says it happened.  He just wanted to revise a few of the well-accepted elements of it, I mean, he says there were only four gas chambers instead of six–

BTP: OH, FOR THE LOVE YAHWEH, DON’T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THAT SELF-HATING, HOLOCAUST DENYING PIECE OF GARBAGE!!!

ETD: Uh, yeah, I think he’s pretty cool, I mean, I did find it funny when Pam Geller called him an asshat, something I wouldn’t expect a woman pushing 60 to say–

BTP: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THAT HOLOCAUST DENYING SLIME??!!

ETD: Uh, actually, I think he’s an Israel supporter, so–

BTP: LOOK, ED, DO YOU WANT ME TO WALK OFF THIS SHOW?!  I APPRECIATE THE BAGEL AND LOX BACKSTAGE, BUT I DID NOT COME HERE TO DISCUSS SELF HATING HOLOCAUST DENIERS.  I’M GLAD THAT RED HEAD RATTED ON HIM.  ALL HOLOCAUST DENYING SLIME SHOULD BE CENSORED AND OSTRACIZED.  I MEAN, YOU SAY YOU’RE JEWISH.  HOW COULD YOU SUPPORT SUCH SLIME?

ETD: Well, I mean, people say the Civil War was more about economics than slavery, and can you tell me how many people were killed in the Armenian genocide–

BTP: SIX MILLION JEWS, ED!!! SIX MILLION JEWS!!!

ETD: Well, other people were killed during the Holocaust, like gays and Gypsies-

BTP: SIX MILLION JEWS, ED!!!

ETD: Oh, right, my bad.

BTP: ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL!!!

ETD: Uh, yeah, good place!  I went there on Birthright five years ago, rode a camel, hung out in Bedouin tent – but man, the girls were such skanks!  All going and cheating on their boyfriends.  I tell you, if my girlfriend said she was going on a trip overseas and didn’t have me come with her–

BTP: ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL!!!

ETD: Uh, yeah, I like that place.  Ya know, someone at the Taki’s site got all Jew hatin’ on me and told me to get my ass packing out of the U.S. and go to Israel–

BTP: SEE?! A BUNCH OF F’N NEO-NAZIS!!!  I keep trying to tell Nero when he’s not getting plowed up the ass that first they came for–

ETD: Eh, I didn’t take it that personally.  I mean, at least he wasn’t telling me the place belongs to the Palestinians.  There are definitely worse places to be deported to.  I mean, they hold this awesome, annual metal festival, and Ross the Boss Friedman from the Dictators and Manowar always plays it.  Which one of Ross’ bands do you like more; Dictators or Manowar?

BTP: Heh, I dunno, Ed, I’m more of a Beatles/Rolling Stones kinda guy, ya know?  But, mainly I just listen Schlock Rock with my kids, if you know what I mean…

ETD: Er, nooope…

BTP: Were you Bar Mitzvahed, Ed?

ETD: Uh, yeah, it was pretty cool!  I was stoned outta my mind when I read the Torah, kinda like that kid in A Serious Man

BTP: Ugh, I HATE the Coen brothers.  Couple of self hating Jews!  They can’t even spell COHEN the right way.  Hey Joel and Ethan, it’s C-O-H-E-N… I swear to Yahweh… now, SPIELBERG is a director I can get behind!

ETD: Eh, I guess Jaws and Close Encounters were all right…

BTP: Schindler’s List is the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.  It is the most honest and truthful portrayal of the Holocaust ever put to film.  I thought I was watching a documentary.

ETD: Uh, right… I thought the scene in Amistad where slaves revolt on the ship and kill all the people was pretty cool… so, what’s your favorite Mel Brooks film–

BTP: I don’t watch films by self-hating Jews.  THE INQUISITION IS NOTHING TO LAUGH AT!!! HOW DARE HE!!!  He might as well call himself Mel Gibson.

ETD: So, did you really think it was necessary to resign from Breitbart?

BTP: Ugghhh, Ed, I don’t want to go into it.  If you saw the video, I think it’s pretty darn clear that Michelle Fields was sexually assaulted and gang raped, and all Breitbart did was stand by and laugh at her.

ETD: Uh, didn’t the guy just nudge her aside because she was in his way?  I do that all the time when I go to a bar and it’s really crowd–

BTP: THEN YOU’RE A SEXUAL ASSAULT APOLOGIST!!!  Look, Ed, I gotta wrap this up.

ETD: Do you own a gun, Ben?

BTP: Yeah, certainly!  Pro 2nd amendment, baby!

ETD: Wanna go shooting some time?

BTP: Sure, but not on Shabbos!

ETD & BTP both break down laughing.

ETD: All right, cheers, brother.

BTP: Thanks, Ed!