SavageHippie Episode 28.75 –A Non – Episode Episode Featuring John Steele


In about five hours, I’m going to jump on a plane headed to Los Angeles. In the meantime, I leave you this thrown together recording which hardly qualifies as an episode. In case you were wondering, like four or five months ago, John Steele interviewed me and Ann for his channel to clarify our positions on sex, romance, the libertine lifestyle and some other shit. Then he forgot about it or lost interest, and said, “eh, I have this lying around. Do you want it?” So, I of course chopped it up and put in a bunch music and sounds and made it nearly unlistenable.

Then I had Vittoria do the art of my and Ann’s head impaled on spikes because why not have heads impaled on spikes? The song at end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.

Sounds of Marshabaloosh Episode 1 – Manilla Road: A Metal Invasion


First of all, Marshabaloosh is the evil deity that makes you stub your toe, step on a nail, makes your wife divorce you, starts world wars and makes it snow heavily on the day of your important job interview.  Indeed he’s quit the nogoodnik, yet we worship him.

Sounds of Marshabaloosh is the music and entertainment spin off of the Savage Hippie retardo propaganda machine, and for the first installment, I was granted the privilege of interviewing Mark “the Shark” Shelton and Bryan “Hellroadie” Patrick, guitarist/singer/songwriter and singer/roadie for legendary cult metal band Manilla Road.  If you don’t know ’em, you better wise up, sucker!  They’ve been together in some way, shape or form since 1977 and have released a large and diverse body of work that ranges from heavy, progressive space rock, melodic epic metal, thrash, doom and even 12-string acoustic folky music, whose one uniting factor is Shelton and his penchant for fantasy, science fiction, horror and the occasional philosophical lyrics.

Shelton, Patrick and I spend an hour talking about everything from Manilla Road’s music (whoda thunk we’d talk about that?!), their various albums, encounters with other bands, potential label deals, the literature of Robert E. Howard, Edgar Allen Poe and H.P. Lovecraft and the time Manilla Road incited a brawl between Stryper’s Christian fan base and their biker one… guess who won…

I wish I had asked Shelton to elaborate on the Riddle Master project and about the legendary Herman Hill riots, but oh well… maybe next time?

Here’s a list of all of their albums if you want to check out their stuff, which you should, asshole.

Invasion (1980)
Metal (1982)
Crystal Logic (1983)
Open the Gates (1985)
The Deluge (1986)
Mystification (1987)
Live Roadkill (1988)
Out of the Abyss (1988)
The Courts of Chaos (1990)
The Circus Maximus (1992)
Atlantis Rising (2001)
Mark of the Beast (2002) (recorded 1981)
Spiral Castle (2002)
Gates of Fire (2005)
Voyager (2008)
After Midnight Live (2010) (recorded 1979)
Playground of the Damned (2011)
Mysterium (2013)
The Blessed Curse (2015)
Dreams of Eschaton (2016) (recorded 1981, remaster of Mark of the Beast)

And Mark, if you’re reading this, I downloaded all three Heavy Load albums!  Thanks for the recommendation!

SavageHippie Episode 17 B – Godwin’s Flaw


According to wikipedia, Godwin’s Law is when “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazism or Hitler approaches 1.”  The most obvious case is when people compare Donald Trump to Hitler using about as much logic as saying that, because both Hitler and Donald Trump breathe oxygen, Trump is literally Hitler.  But what do you call it when your discussions BEGIN with Hitler and Nazis?

Ann Sterzinger, David Cole and I explore this phenomenon and many more interesting themes in this podcast.  Just kidding; we don’t.  This is just the outtakes from the last podcast, and boy can you tell!  We practically make all of the same jokes and references, David can’t shut up about Ann’s band of choice, the Safes, we talk about the Alt-Right for :::sigh::: the millionth time and I go into more Rain Man-like musical minutiae.

But, on the bright side we answer Scott Rosendall’s question!  Once again, we screwed over poor Scott by lying to him when we said that we would answer his questions in this podcast, and though we answered it in the same recording session, we chopped off the part where we actually answered his question.  So, sorry Scott; first God gives you glass bones, and now we do this to you.

One last thing; if this podcast already has you too spent to bang your sexy wife because you furiously jerk off to it, be prepared to jerk off EVEN MORE; next episode we are having the one and only JIM GOAD as a guest!!!  I can already see you reaching for your fly…

The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles of course.

SavageHippie Podcast Episode 11 B – That’s Just What Ya Did in Rock ‘n’ Roll Back Then


In episode 11 B of the greatest podcast of all time, Ann gets the hiccups.

Also the big teaser for this brief episode is how David Yow, lead singer for the Jesus Lizard, tried to remove Ann’s clothing onstage at one of their gigs.  In these dark, oppressive times, that type of behavior would be considered sexual assault and the national guard would be called, but in the more care free era of Generation X, that type of behavior was the order of the day… eh, maybe it wasn’t.

In addition to that, Ann answered some more questions about her book NVSQVAM (Nowhere), we also talk a lot about male/female dynamics, how feminism pretty much turned men into a bunch of pussies, how overrated Steve Albini is as a producer and how much Ann hates Slint.

Closing song is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.

SavageHippie Podcast Episode 11 A – A Poor Man’s Brian Posehn


What are we at this point?  News?  Entertainment?  Infotainment?  We’re certainly not comedy since just about every joke we told was followed by, “huh, wait, I don’t get it.  Can you explain that?”

I’m joined by Ann Sterzinger and David Cole (google ’em, you lazy bastard!) for the fifth time in the eleventh installment of the greatest podcast ever.  As usual we’re all drunk and aimlessly wandering from topic to topic like the modern, ADD afflicted youth of generation Y.  From the beginning, one might get the impression that we’re actually planning on discussing something serious – that being Joel Stein’s recent kvetching about how the internet is being ruined by trolls, which you can read here – but soon, we get into our usual obnoxious banter.  We also sound the clarion call to all AltRighters; if the press ask you questions, give them the stupidest answers they can think of.

If you’re confused by the title, I decided to break up this episode into a part A and part B.  This is obviously part A, and it includes all three of us.  After David left, Ann and I recorded more stuff which I found so damn interesting, I couldn’t just let it go to waste, so that will be part B, and I will post that tomorrow.  You don’t want to miss part B; Ann talks about getting sexually assaulted by David Yow of the Jesus Lizard on stage during one of their gigs.


Being the civil folk that we are, we took extra care to make sure that this episode is 100% NOT RACIST and 0% RACIST.  Because racism is a binary thing, something you either are or are not, we made it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR that we are on the “not” side.  How did we do this?  We installed the special “NOT racist” alarm, where we had a friendly announcer boldly point out where we exhibit non-racistness just in case there is any confusion.

In this podcast, you will hear us talk about:

  • Early 20th century show-biz as David names off a bunch of old-timey actors you’ve never heard of.  (note: any references to Al Jolson and Amos and Andy are done strictly to condemn them since we are NOT racist.)
  • How men with big noses are the ultimate turn-on for women
  • Ann’s experience at a French whorehouse
  • Mention of just about every Holocaust movie in existence
  • David closely examining the lyrics to “Angel of Death” by Slayer
  • Ann comparing the humor of the greatest comedian of the 20th century, Yakov Smirnov, to her period
  • A bunch of tasteless – but certainly not racist – jokes

The song at the end is, once again, “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles.

SavageHippie Podcast Episode 10 – Where’s the Money, Milo?

It started off like a normal episode of the SavageHippie podcast, where every one is drunk and barely coherent, except with Ann and I now using the Blue Yeti microphone, which resembles a giant, metal phallus.  So, even though we’re still not saying anything of value, you can at least hear us better.

But THEN, Ann stumbled upon a conspiracy when she admitted to giving $50 to the Milo fund that was supposed to go to help poor, white males go to college.  You see, Milo Yiannopoulos is the gay right winger who says, “I take NOTHING but black dicks up the ass, but I’m voting for Trump because he’s keeping the Muzzies out!”  Well, okay fine, except for the fact that, when people give you money that is supposed to be used to help other people, you’re actually supposed to use it to help other people.  At first we were concerned if talking about this was going to get us in trouble, but then we saw it here, and we all breathed a sigh of relief.

Ann still wants her money, so if you want to send her $50, feel free to do so.

The rest of the podcast is a mish-mash of the crap we usually talk about.

Cole shows no love for Spike Lee, John Singleton or that new black director with the movie Kill Whitey, He Evil, which would have been used as an apology for last year’s Academy Awards debacle of not giving any awards to films with black people, had the director not gone and raped a woman in college – and not a white woman, so it can’t be considered social justice.

We talk about how Mitchell Boone, the script writer for Black Devil Doll was a bit cavalier with me in our original exchange (note: he responded with a follow up message and was much more congenial), David answers some question about Treblinka, I ask Ann if she’s the poor man’s Kathy Schaidle, we talk about the punk rawk and how it used to not be gay… oh and the three of us talk about starting our band, Sterzy and the Pussycucks!

Closing song is once again “The Diet Has Failed” by my friend Jay Best’s band, Yesticles.

SavageHippie Podcast Episode 9 – The Jewdites Meet the Drunken Troll

For those who don’t get the reference in the picture, that is the three of us stationed atop the infamous “killdozer”, a giant machine built by Marvin Heemeyer, who drove it through Granby, Colorado, demolishing the town hall, a former mayor’s house and various other buildings, over a zoning dispute.  Because the only person that was killed was Heemeyer when he turned the gun on himself rather than face the repercussions from the law, we feel it’s totally appropriate to make light of the situation.  And yes, I’m a huge fan of the band Killdozer as well, but I have not seen the 1974 TV movie.

Anyway, I’m joined for the third time by what now REALLY DO appear to be my co-hosts David Cole and Ann Sterzinger; the former being a former GOP operative and party organizer before being outed for his being an “infamous” Holocaust historian and the latter being a fiction writer and writer and editor for various right of center websites.

In addition to that, we are joined by Eugene Nix (say it fast), an infamous troll who recently punked Katie Dewie at the Washington Post with his hilarious prank on Reddit.  For more information on that, please read David Cole’s piece for Takimag on the whole matter here.  Eugene Nix begged me to not include his parts in this podcast, but, at the risk of Ann calling him a pussy and the promise that I’d edit out the parts that make him seem excessively drunk, he acquiesced.  Besides, there is no way I could cut the part where he talks about Zika babies.

The parts with Eugene Nix last for the first third before he inexplicably drops out of the podcast, and then, as usual, the three alcoholics meander from topic to topic, occasionally stumbling upon something that justifies wasting people’s time, only to fall back into sexual fantasies about Cenk Uygur, taking cheap shots at Leslie Jones, making fun of the less fortunate and all around securing our place with the horned one.

On a slightly more serious note, it appears that David Cole and I have differing opinions on who will win the election in November and what that will mean for the various sects of the right (Alt or not).

Warning: I highly suggest you smoke something or drink an alcoholic beverage before tuning in.

Next week, we go high tech, as Ann and I have purchased Blue Yeti microphones.


Also, here’s a picture of me eating Ann’s book, NVSQVAM.  I suggest you order one as well because they are very tasty.


That annoying interpolation of “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” comes from the Vampyros Lesbos soundtrack.  Please go watch the movie, I’m positive the Jess Franco classic never fails the Bechdel test.

The closing song is from my buddy Jay Best, who seemed to have been in a Helios Creed mood, when he wrote it.  It’s actually by his band, Yesticles, and is called “The Diet Has Failed.”

SavageHippie Podcast Episode 5 – David Cole: Zombi Holocaust Revisionist

In my most epic podcast yet,  I had the pleasure of interviewing David Cole (a.k.a. David Stein), one of the weekly columnists at Takimag.  For those who don’t know who Cole/Stein is, he was the “infamous” Jewish Holocaust revisionist, who posited the notion that maybe two of the six identified death camps (did YOU know that there were six?) might not have actually been death camps, but work camps.  Sure, people were killed in those camps, but his theory, based upon physical evidence, is that two of the camps weren’t designed for the explicit purpose of killing people.

For his curiosity, Cole was derided as an evil, self hating Jew, when he is actually none of those things.  In fact he’s a self-admitted, pro-Israel Zionist.  After six years of revisionism, Irv Rubin, the head of the Jewish Defense League put a $25,000 hit on his life.  Cole recanted (or pretended to recant) his views in order to stay alive and went underground for a few years, selling both mainstream and revisionist Holocaust videos.

Then, when a few of his mainstream videos started getting popular, he emerged like the mighty groundhog under the new name of David Stein and was given reigns over the Friends of Abe, a Hollywood Republican fraternity, that was started by Gary Sinise. He hosted parties and hobnobbed with the who’s who of Republican celebrities – Clint Eastwood, Ann Coulter, Greg Gutfeld, you name ’em – until that fateful evening when his awful, cold-blooded, red head ex-girlfriend did him in.  Thanks to a little invention called youtube, she exposed Cole/Stein’s dirty, little secret, and, within 24 hours, his life, as he knew it, was over.  Nearly every one of his employment opportunities as a writer had dried up (save for Takimag, of course), and he became persona nongrata among the so called “respectable” conservative outlets like National Review, who talk a good game about freedom of speech, only to fire, ostracize and attempt to destroy writers who don’t tow the line.

He documents of all of this in his informative and entertaining autobiography, Republican Party Animal – you can read my review here.

We spent two awesome hours talking about the who/what/why of Holocaust revisionism, the Friends of Abe, some of his former Republican party peeps, how he converted from neoconservative to Alternative Right and, of course, ZOMBIE FILMS – and no, not The Walking Dead.  At very least, skip to the very end for a life affirming message.

You might hear something pouring; it’s me pouring a rum and diet Dr. Pepper drink.  I had such a blast doing this interview.  Thanks David, and hopefully we’ll get to speak again!

Opening song: “Death or Glory” by Holocaust
Closing song : “The Usurper” by Celtic Frost

SavageHippie Podcast Episode 4 – Porn Star Lives Matter

With Lucy leaving me because she was appalled by the awful things that Matt Forney and I were talking about, I’m now left to host this show by my lonesome. Fortunately, I cajoled the artist Clayton V, who does the neato opening segments and other artwork for Bernard Chapin’s channel,to sit down and talk about a variety of topics, among which include:

The Punks for Trump t-shirts… want one? Email me at edoslanatgmaildotcom

How Grand Rapids is the Bible Belt, but it’s not totally horrible.

His time living in San Francisco and its culture of segregation, experiences with different groups of people, soft muggings, the reality of race relations, cops shooting black guys and the media involvement.

Straight Outta Compton and gangsta culture

And at 30 minutes, we talk about PORN; the porn industry, the laws, rules and regulations involved, different levels of censorship in different countries, how porn actors and actresses use porn as a form of promotion for their escort services, and cover pretty much every angle of the industry.

Then, around the hour mark, we get back to politics and talk about deficit spending, open borders and Donald Trumps presidency and how it will affect the national deficit and social security.

And, in the last 20 or so minutes, we talk about Orlando, FL and gays buying guns, how gays and trannies shouldn’t try to be “acceptable” and, of course, John Waters.

GOP recalibrating because of the AltRight, and outsiders disrupting the Republican party.

How Clayton is actually an altruistic, good-hearted Freemason who volunteers his time for the needy.

Opening song: “In the Time of Our Lives” by Iron Butterfly
Closing song: “Black Machine” by Cirith Ungol

SavageHippie Podcast Episode 3 – Interview with a Shitlord

I interview the mighty Matt Forney, who is cogent, lucid and intelligent.  I, of course, come off like a drunken buffoon, whose attempts at humor are met with quizzical silence.

In this ultra-hyper controversial episode we discuss crime in Detroit, Chicago, San Francisco and Portland and the profiling that results

White leftists who vote for Michael Bloomberg in spite his stop and frisk policies.

Where the manosphere, Alternative Right and “Red Pill” came from.

My former fat train hopping crust punk chick friend.

Why discussing sex is less controversial than race.

Mexican government actively encouraging illegal immigration

Hipsters moving to dangerous cities

Flint and its contaminated water.

China’s dog eating day.

Rotherham sex slave scandal and multiculturalism.

Double standards of nationalism for some countries, but not for others.

Apartheid, race realism and society works against reality, elimination of the welfare state, China’s race realism, gentrification as a form of segregation,

neoconservatism, pointlessly discuss Schindler’s List and answer the Jewish question (actually several of them)

How to deal with the Muslim problem

Forney’s sojourn in the Philippines.

We close out with talks about how stupid Gary Johnson, and how libertarianism got derailed and mention Julie Borrowski and Tila Tequila

Opening song: “Assault and Battery” by Hawkwind
Closing song: “Born Annoying” by Helmet