You Can’t Bring Your Dick Back, but You Can Kill Muslims

george_takai_militaryI know it’s hard for the precious reader to fathom the idea that the person writing this piece has ever had trouble with the ladiez, but it’s true! There are times when I go out to the bar, talk to a few broads and strike out! I realize that I look unfathomably good, but it indeed does happen. I’m trying to make myself look better through a tough workout and diet regimen, which will flatten my stomach and bring out my chest, so I strike out less. But indeed, there are nights – many of them – where I’m forced to retreat to my room and have sex by my lonesome, coming up with all manner of depraved scenario in my head (I don’t watch very much pornography), giving myself the satisfaction I was unable to obtain via some skank or lonely barfly.

Of course I’m not alone in this regard; most men aren’t Casanovas. And, since our teachers taught us in sex ed that strokin’ the ol’ pole is a natural function, there’s nuthin’ to be ashamed of. In fact, it’s damn near necessary sometimes. Hell, it’s SO necessary, that when you HAVEN’T jerked off in a while, your body will force you to extract some of your milky, white testicle ooze during a wet dream.

And just to gross out the reader even more, when I was drunkenly and sloppily banging Jo the ex-stripper, who does the “fill in puzzles”, and I kept pumping and pumping and pumping, blowing one wad after another and charging back up within seconds before pumping and pumping and pumping some more, she asked the fundamental question about the male sex drive; “aren’t you satisfied?” In fact, she privately messaged me and told me “you were like a machine last night!”

Machine-like fucking notwithstanding, she understood that the male sex organ, the DICK, if you will, CRAVES satisfaction; that rising feeling that keeps getting better and better and better until it peaks and a release occurs, causing semen to shoot out of the tiny slit in the head of the mushroom. When women say, “guys only think with their dicks”, they’re right. The NEED to satisfy the urge is so incredibly strong that guys will lose friendships, get into fights, risk their lives, accumulate great amounts of wealth and build entire civilizations because of it; men have gone to war, and empires have been destroyed because of it. I’m not going to go into the specific seduction techniques a woman would need to control a man via the power of the male sex drive, but let’s put it this way; if you’re a woman of even moderate attractiveness, you pretty much never need to work.

On top of that, many women have NO IDEA how therapeutic sex can be. People say music soothes the savage beast. Wrong; sex does. It releases endorphins, truly taking the “edge off” a shitty day and calming the nerves. In Falling Down, all Michael Douglas needed  was a good blowjob…

So, what happens when you can’t relieve the tension in your loins?

The most striking thing about Born on the 4th of July was how Tom Cruise’s character had lost his dick in Vietnam. The fact that he had to piss through a tube was bad enough, but the hooker he hired was utterly useless. What could she do for him? Rub his back? Lick his ear? Those are the things you do to tease a man before giving him the payoff, that is pleasuring his holy mushroom. Hell, my dick instantly hardens when someone rubs my nipple. All pleasure sensations eventually lead to the dick, and he didn’t have one.

In Sam Fuller’s World War II epic, The Big Red One, after an explosion, one of the characters feels around his crotch and excitedly exclaims, “I still have my dick!” And don’t think there is ANYTHING funny about that. You could lose both arms, both legs, both ears and both eyes, have your tongue sliced off and half your face blown off, but if there’s a woman who can stomach blowing or fucking you, somehow life JUST doesn’t seem so bad.

You’re probably thinking, “yeah, okay, okay, I get it. Guys need their dicks, but what’s you point?”

I’m getting there, asshole!

Trannies are this week’s topic du jour thanks to Donald Trump banning them from serving in the military. And, while I have no problem with this decision, all sorts of issues have been brought up with regards to this sub-sub-sub-sub sect of society, one that nobody even thought about until some mentally ill assholes decided to shove their daddy issues down everyone’s throats.

“Transgenderism” is completely made up bullshit. You’re either a transvestite, which means you enjoy wearing women’s clothing, or you’re a transsexual, which means you had your dick cut off and replaced with an artificial vagina.

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And don’t get me wrong; I love John Waters’ films, but I would NEVER considered Divine to be a woman, and neither does John Waters.

“But, Edwin”, you say, “I STILL don’t understand what this has to do with men needing their dicks.”

Well, dipshit, what happens when a man becomes a transsexual? He done can’t use his dick no mo’. The physical male pleasure center is GONE, baby, and it ain’t NEVER comin’ back. I’ve read that the phony vagina uses the same nerves from the original penis, and the penis head is crafted into a clitoris of sorts, but I highly doubt the same satisfaction is ever achieved again. I mean REAL women, ya know, the ones who were born with a vagina, a uterus, an XX chromosome and the estrogen that makes them so emotional, complain that they have a hard time getting off. So the idea that one could achieve with an artificial vagina the same satisfaction one once achieved with his dick is pretty hard to believe.

Of course, the man who decided to become a “woman” knew all of this, right? Well, you would think. One of the biggest arguments against the “transgender” trend is that there is a 40% rate of suicide associated with it. The most popular and naturally foolhardy explanation for the high rate of suicide among trannies is that they get bullied and harassed to the point of wanting to off themselves.

Think about this VERY carefully… VERY VERY VERY carefully…

WHAT FUCKING GROUP OF PEOPLE HASN’T BEEN HARASSED AND BULLIED AT SOME POINT DURING HUMAN HISTORY??!!

According to this article, the high suicide rate among “transgendered” people has nothing to do with discrimination, but their high level of mental illness and depression. I’ll take it one step further. I would LOVE to see an HONEST study which EXPLICITLY measures the suicide rates of post-op trannies; because, you know what we call pre-op trannies in non-retarded land? MEN WHO DRESS LIKE WOMEN!!!

And remember, once you make the “transition” to the dickless side, there is no going back; no more nights of looking at whatever gives you a boner and relieving tension in a few simple strokes; no more splattering your goo onto your bedroom wall or sex partner’s face; no more endorphin release… it’s ALL gone…

On the other hand, if the ridiculous idea of aiding and abetting a dinky percent of the population pans out though Supreme Court fiat, and trannies are eventually allowed to serve in the military, they could relieve all their pent up sexual frustration by blowing away Islamic terrorists, so I guess it’s a win win.

4 thoughts on “You Can’t Bring Your Dick Back, but You Can Kill Muslims

  1. I mean no offense, but the whole tradition of Western Masculinity would consider your relationship with pleasure to actually be effeminate. Men have always enjoyed the physicality, the aggression, the dominance and, yes, the pleasure of sex. But, instant erections when somebody rubs your nipple? This is a classically female response to sensual stimuli. “Needing” your dick? Thinking with your dick? These are all characteristics of men of the lesser races; white men are masters of their sexuality, which makes it more potent. Sadly, in these times, white men have submitted to a vulgar and non-white culture, which encourages them to rut like animals and to develop a feminine relationship with sexual pleasure, where titillation is central. The usual European ethos of sex, is that it is about dominance, honor, play and procreation. Neither the Trojan kingdom, nor Henry VIII’s kingdom, were plunged into confusion because Menelaus, Paris and Henry were chasing tingles in their “holy mushrooms.” They had plenty of sex slaves to bang if they were interested. Achilles and Menelaus did not fight over Briseis because they were “thinking with their dicks,” they had war brides a-plenty. It was about honor for all these men; it was about dominance, respect, familial glory.

    I would encourage you to master yourself, to practice fasting and mortification, to develop a sense of masculine self-respect which despises over-attachment to mere pleasure, and to stop thinking of your dick as a tingle-machine you just have to make go all splodey. Your description of your sexual mindscape is frenetic, effeminate, Judaic even. Be a man, quit banging sluts and strippers, enjoy sex with a quality woman, but enjoy it like a man, and not like an effeminate teenybopper chasing his next furtive sensation. I’m not being a moral scold; sex is fine and very naturally enjoyable for a man – I’m just offering some brotherly encouragement to hold yourself to an higher standard in this powerfully masculine activity. I think it will make you happier and manlier, if you want to take the advice.

    • No offense taken, but I think you missed the point of the piece.

      “Men have always enjoyed the physicality, the aggression, the dominance and, yes, the pleasure of sex. But, instant erections when somebody rubs your nipple? This is a classically female response to sensual stimuli.”

      HIGHLY DISAGREE, it’s a *physical* form of stimulation. The male nipple is fundamentally useless other THAN a center for pleasure. Ever had your nipple licked? Dick gets hard. There is nothing feminine about that. I also get turned on when a woman paws all over me, rubbing her hands on my chest or my thigh. A man naturally anticipates that his dick will come next.

      “Sadly, in these times, white men have submitted to a vulgar and non-white culture, which encourages them to rut like animals and to develop a feminine relationship with sexual pleasure, where titillation is central.”

      Titillation and/or goin’ hard are necessary for the sex drive IN order to procreate. I’d do the same things with a wife, a girlfriend or one night stand.

      “The usual European ethos of sex, is that it is about dominance, honor, play and procreation. Neither the Trojan kingdom, nor Henry VIII’s kingdom, were plunged into confusion because Menelaus, Paris and Henry were chasing tingles in their “holy mushrooms.” They had plenty of sex slaves to bang if they were interested. Achilles and Menelaus did not fight over Briseis because they were “thinking with their dicks,” they had war brides a-plenty.”

      That doesn’t undermine my point, but rather it supports it. Kingdoms weren’t built, and sex slaves weren’t accumulated “just cuz”, but because men were after the holy hole (or, in these times, I suppose not so holy hole). Dress it up in all of the Occidental honor you want, but it’s basically just men going after the pussy.

      “Achilles and Menelaus did not fight over Briseis because they were “thinking with their dicks,” they had war brides a-plenty.”

      Again, supports my point. Why did they have “war brides a-plenty”? To play cards with?

      “I would encourage you to master yourself, to practice fasting and mortification, to develop a sense of masculine self-respect which despises over-attachment to mere pleasure, and to stop thinking of your dick as a tingle-machine you just have to make go all splodey.”

      Ironically, I fast quite a bit; or rather I have the 900-1000 calorie a day, anorexic diet as I try to sculpt my beach body before the end of the Summer. PART of developing that masculine self-respect is having the ability to talk to and sleep with girls. This comes from working out and avoiding jerkin’ the pole as much as possible. I think we’re coming to the same point, but from different angles.

      ” Your description of your sexual mindscape is frenetic, effeminate, Judaic even.”

      HIGHLY disagree. As I said earlier, if men didn’t chase the base pleasure of sex and only did things just “for the honor”, we wouldn’t have built Western civilization. Give it all of the window dressing you’d like, but you even said that’s why they had sex slaves and war brides. They CLEARLY needed a release of SOME sort of “release”, whether by the direct route – building civilization – or the indirect route – sex slaves and war brides.

      “Be a man, quit banging sluts and strippers, enjoy sex with a quality woman, but enjoy it like a man, and not like an effeminate teenybopper chasing his next furtive sensation.”

      She was an EX stripper, first of all, and as much as I’d LOVE to find a “quality woman”, we live in a world were all sexual restraint has been tossed off, and hypergamy is king. If you’re chasing after a chaste, virginal or even near-virginal “quality woman”, you’re chasing after a unicorn. The sad thing is, with women, even if you’ve found a perfectly chaste woman, some Casanova will come into your little world and “un-chaste” her, even if briefly. Male/female biology is hardwired across all races; it’s just that people and I suppose races with higher IQs tend to hold off on instant gratification for the greater good because they HAD to to survive. But, if given the keys to the kingdom, a harem of sorts, then they’d have nothing to fight for, and white people would suffer the same entropy as non-whites. The reason Sub-Saharan Africans evolved differently from Europeans is because their needs could be instantly met, rather than having to fight for survival, hence Derbyshire’s idea of the “ice races” and the “sun races”, and this is why base “rutting” is considered something that “lower races” participate in more than the “higher races.” But everyone wants to “rut.” I mean, you have heard of the Madonna/whore complex, right?

      Until we go back to a pre-1960s world of pitching woo, holding hands and courtship, I have no choice but to adapt to the world around me. With no fault divorce and marriage laws stacked against men, finding this “quality girl” you speak of is like finding a needle in a haystack. In fact, last night I talked to a guy who moved all the way from Michigan to California with a girl a few months ago, they lived together and she already broke up with him, putting his life into disarray. Until the social stigma associated with slutty behavior returns, you just have to assume “quality women”, the virginal kind who are shamed into chastity are nearly non-existent and toss that “perfect woman” monkey off your back.

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