After spending a week in Facebook jail, I began to appreciate the freedom I have to spout hate speech. Of course, now I will have to be sly and clever about it, so, when I say, “I believe in low taxes and no affirmative action since everyone should be judged by their merits, and not be put in positions they might not be qualified for in order to fill arbitrary quotas”, what I’m really saying is, “slavery, the Holocaust, the Armenian genocide and oppression in general are cool, and we need to bring those things back, and anyone who disagrees with this should be shot on sight, and this is not said with any irony at all, nor is it satire in any way.”
Anyway, after calling David Cole out for the hypocrisy of his saying “we all bleed yellow and piss red”, I forgot to mention that, if a person were to drink various flavors of convenience store slushy drinks, that person certainly couldn’t say that we all shit brown. After that, we discuss our time being spent in Facebook jail, how the left are being sore losers, David’s new piece on the SJW Manboobs and the new Barbie movie starring Amy Schumer. Although Ann and David are generally correct that producers are out to make money, I’m still not convinced that the leftists in Hollywood aren’t willing to cut off their noses to spite our collective faces with their bizarre casting decision. After all, they can’t be THAT stupid to think this stupid Barbie movie won’t be a total bomb, can they? But an even more important question this raises is: WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKING A FILM ABOUT A 57 YEAR OLD LINE OF FIGURINES THAT DON’T DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN PLAY HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!! Who is that going to appeal to other than five year old XX’s and their budding homosexual male friends? And if THAT’s the case, then casting Schumer in the starring role can either be the stupidest decision ever made OR they really are a bunch of cynical bastards who don’t care if they lose money.
In the final stretch, we discuss the difference between maliciously and non-maliciously pissing on someone’s grave. Then David rants about what he’d like to do to Michael Walsh of the National Review, or as some of our Alt-Right friends would like to call it, the (((National Review))), and there is some other shit about books, TV and monkeys.
As expected, the closing track is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and the art was done by Photoshop guru Clayton V.