SavageHippie Episode 25 – Attack of the Overweight Cambodian Nympho

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CLARIFICATION ABOUT THE CONTEST: David Cole and Ann Sterzinger will send ONE copy each of their books, NVSQVAM (nowhere) and Republican Party Animal un-respectively, and I will send you a copy of the first Atomic Rooster album on CD (no joke, I really have an extra copy of it), to the three people who send us the best, most original insults.

SEND ALL OF YOUR INSULTS TO OUR FACEBOOK OR PRIVATE EMAIL ACCOUNTS.  IF YOU CAN’T FIND WHERE THESE ARE LOCATED, YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT.  AND PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH PRIZE YOU’RE COMPETING FOR.

I write this “copy” from behind bars since I’ve been sentenced to a whole week in Facebook jail for something I posted on my OWN wall MONTHS ago.  For some reason, some loser, for whom euthanasia is the only solution to his miserable life – Nick the skinhead, maybe? – decided to report me to the Facebook police.

Interestingly David Cole was also put in Facebook time out shortly after, though his stay in FB jail was merely two days since this was his first offense.  What did David do?  He quoted Michael Richards’ n-bomb filled rant at the Laugh Factory from more than a decade ago.  Now, typically, I’d side WITH David over this matter, since he was thrown in time out just for quoting someone, which, as you probably agree is retarrrr… totally dumb.

HOWEVER David Cole is, without question, the biggest hypocrite on the planet.  Upon his being released from FB jail, he explained what happened, and in his explanation, he said, “we all bleed red and piss yellow.”  If you recall in the episode of the Savage Hippie podcast where we interview Jim Goad, I said THE VERY SAME THING (well, just the “we all bleed red” part), and both he and Jim Goad mercilessly chided and belittled me for it.  I believe it was Goad who said, “okay, Shylock” and David who said something equally disparaging.

And you know what?  I actually found Richards’ rant to be pretty funny!  I mean, it wasn’t clever in any way, but watching Kramer go ape shit and start yelling racial slurs is definitely more awkwardly amusing than 99% of stand up comedy.  Oh, I’m sorry, you prefer the generic, everyday dad ranting of Louis CK?  That’s what your easily amused ass finds funny?

Ann Sterzinger doesn’t participate in this episode, but what’s REALLY interesting (not really) is that David TOO has had unpleasant sexual experiences with obese women.  The more David thinks we have nothing in common, we keep having MORE things in common!  I mean, for starters, we’re both Jews that people mistakenly think are white nationalists.  But still, fuck you, David.  We don’t all bleed red; you bleed black, hateful ooze, and you owe me $30.

Oh, in other news, David clears up the mystery about serial killer Thomas “Zoo Man” Huskey and seals his death warrant by mocking his son.  Then, in the second half, after belittling fat women, David and I go into some in depth realpolitalk (clever, ain’t I?) about the Nazi and Communist regimes during those regimes’ heydays and then answer some fan questions about self hating Jews and concentration camps or some shit.

Because there was no band for this episode’s Sounds of Marshabaloosh, I created the “Ultra-Hyper Non-Racist Megamix” for your enjoyment.

The song at the end is “The Diet Has Failed” by the Yesticles, and the lovely Vittoria Brooke Shaw did the deliberately hideous artwork.

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