For those who don’t get the reference in the picture, that is the three of us stationed atop the infamous “killdozer”, a giant machine built by Marvin Heemeyer, who drove it through Granby, Colorado, demolishing the town hall, a former mayor’s house and various other buildings, over a zoning dispute. Because the only person that was killed was Heemeyer when he turned the gun on himself rather than face the repercussions from the law, we feel it’s totally appropriate to make light of the situation. And yes, I’m a huge fan of the band Killdozer as well, but I have not seen the 1974 TV movie.
Anyway, I’m joined for the third time by what now REALLY DO appear to be my co-hosts David Cole and Ann Sterzinger; the former being a former GOP operative and party organizer before being outed for his being an “infamous” Holocaust historian and the latter being a fiction writer and writer and editor for various right of center websites.
In addition to that, we are joined by Eugene Nix (say it fast), an infamous troll who recently punked Katie Dewie at the Washington Post with his hilarious prank on Reddit. For more information on that, please read David Cole’s piece for Takimag on the whole matter here. Eugene Nix begged me to not include his parts in this podcast, but, at the risk of Ann calling him a pussy and the promise that I’d edit out the parts that make him seem excessively drunk, he acquiesced. Besides, there is no way I could cut the part where he talks about Zika babies.
The parts with Eugene Nix last for the first third before he inexplicably drops out of the podcast, and then, as usual, the three alcoholics meander from topic to topic, occasionally stumbling upon something that justifies wasting people’s time, only to fall back into sexual fantasies about Cenk Uygur, taking cheap shots at Leslie Jones, making fun of the less fortunate and all around securing our place with the horned one.
On a slightly more serious note, it appears that David Cole and I have differing opinions on who will win the election in November and what that will mean for the various sects of the right (Alt or not).
Warning: I highly suggest you smoke something or drink an alcoholic beverage before tuning in.
Next week, we go high tech, as Ann and I have purchased Blue Yeti microphones.
Also, here’s a picture of me eating Ann’s book, NVSQVAM. I suggest you order one as well because they are very tasty.
That annoying interpolation of “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” comes from the Vampyros Lesbos soundtrack. Please go watch the movie, I’m positive the Jess Franco classic never fails the Bechdel test.
The closing song is from my buddy Jay Best, who seemed to have been in a Helios Creed mood, when he wrote it. It’s actually by his band, Yesticles, and is called “The Diet Has Failed.”